Friday, April 2nd 2010

Gotcha!

April's Fool!

Guess we really got you guys this time. I will not be leaving the site, nor will there by any of the announced changes. It was all an elaborate April's Fools Joke that we played on you.



Read on for the details...

As most of you remember, NVIDIA's Fermi launch was at midnight my local time, so I posted the review after countless hours of work, watched how our traffic spiked quickly and went to bed smiling and reliefed that everything went well. After I woke up I grabbed my notebook to check if the site might be crashed or something - no everything was fine, I started reading the comments and was shocked to see all the drama about Catalyst 9.12 being used. While I was aware that 9.12 weren't the latest drivers, I was pretty sure that the performance gains were not significant enough to retest all ATI cards and instead not have something like the Metro & Heaven tests (time is limited). After sifting through hundreds of posts all stating the same I did feel quite some anger towards the userbase in general: I was pissed. But as countless people stated in the comments for the "I am going away thread" the comments are just a tiny subset of what people think; happy people don't post comments.
Still with some anger I made my first posts in the comment thread: I think I'm done, I'm quitting and a couple more ... after a while I went away from the PC and started thinking a bit about it. "Let's just prove those idiots wrong". So I started benchmarking the 5870 on 10.3 and posted the results several hours later. As expected the difference was only 2%.
As we moved closer to April 1st I thought "hey, why not use those posts to create an epic April's Fools Joke", talked to my good buddy btarunr about it and he also thought it might be worthwile doing. Bta was the only person to know, not even the TPU staff knew. So the post was made and the story unfolded...

While I had originally planned to come clean some time next week, I realized it would be cruel to let you guys suffer that long.



Thank you all for your amazing comments. I had no idea how appreciated my work is. I am also sorry if you were hurt by it - I didn't mean it. Thanks again guys! and again, don't worry, nothing big will change here. Feel free to express your anger toward me in the comments, the mods are instructed to give you even more leeway as usually.
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407 Comments on Gotcha!

#51
dsdsdk
Not funny! It is called aprilsfool for at reason. Not marchfool, not junefool...
:-p
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#54
yogurt_21
*quickly calls investor team assmebled to put a bid on tpu to tell them the news. Tries to return the million to the mob boss, waits to be beaten down by said mod boss, and lol's*
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#55
brandonwh64
Addicted to Bacon and StarCrunches!!!


OMG im glad your staying!!!!
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#56
xrealm20
KantasticJerk
Still planning on leaving Kant? ---




Thank god W1z is going to stay -- I was just starting to get comfortable with this forum. :toast:
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#57
eva2000
LOL... had no doubt it was an April fools day joke as i personally consider W1zzard is TPU and TPU is W1zzard - it wasn't going to happen :)
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#58
SystemViper
:toast::roll::cry::slap::roll::pimp::respect::ohwell:;)


nice job!
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#59
mtosev
Polaris573Bta is the one on the right.
The next indian Bill Gates:D
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#60
Solaris17
Super Dainty Moderator
when i first red the going away thread i actually teared when i made my first post. and then today happened.


I saw BTA locked the thread.



clicked the link


read it a little


a few seconds later followed by


I waited a little bit then i was like
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#62
btarunr
Editor & Senior Moderator
Mailman's envy:

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#63
Polaris573
Senior Moderator
That's right bta has the most infraction points in TPU history. Sadly I can't ban W1zzard.
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#64
mlee49
HA, most epic foolzors ever.

Thanks W1z, I'll remember this.
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#65
Polaris573
Senior Moderator
I shouldn't have reversed it. I should have let him have the 1 hour ban so he could miss some of the fun of this thread.
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#66
Unregistered
dam you Bta, you know all of this from the start :banghead: :mad:




lets torch him with GTX480 3way SLI, so he will now how hot hell is



(thanx good you not leaving wizz, you almost make me cry when you said you want to leave:shadedshu)
#67
mtosev
Did the traffic on the server(s) soar after "i'm quitting" was posted?
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#68
Yukikaze
You sick sumbitches. I love you guys. I owe you both a frakkin' beer.

:toast:

And thanks for the site W1zz, I ain't taking that one back :)
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#69
gOJDO
Man...what you did is cruel...
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#70
AhokZYashA
gOJDOMan...what you did is cruel...
+1
:toast:
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#71
W1zzard
mtosevDid the traffic on the server(s) soar after "i'm quitting" was posted?
there was no significant change in traffic, but all the people sitting in the thread using the livetopic ajax update thing overloaded the server, so i had to lower the refresh interval
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#72
sapetto
Ahhh you got me... An early april joke but it was good :) But i hate you for that... Umm no not really :toast:
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#73
btarunr
Editor & Senior Moderator
wahdangunlets torch him with GTX480 3way SLI, so he will now how hot hell is
I'm safe. You'll need to break into NVIDIA plaza, into Jensen's office, look into the shoebox under his desk where he hides some soothing toys to find three GTX 480 cards to SLI.
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#74
afw
DaMultaFucker.......Your supposed to say April Fools on April Fools day :P

Type "W1zzard leaving techpowerup" in Google EPIC
:roll: The google thing is so true ... :roll: ...
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#75
HalfAHertz
Aww you big ol' softy, tell us the truth - you were tired of us and then you saw how much we love you and decided to stay :p
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