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The poking fun of mussels shit yeah. Real or not all that shit is uncalled for. Ive really lost respect for quite a few members already from this thread. Is this how we want newcomers to see TPU?

It's a April Fool's joke thread, that is all. It's not going to put anyone off and is more likely to attract people, if anything.

I think you take it too far when you take a human life and turn it into a prank.

No one's dead. The whole thing's a joke...
 
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It's a April Fool's joke thread, that is all. It's not going to put anyone off and is more likely to attract people, if anything.



No one's dead. The whole thing's a joke...

I honestly dont give a fuck. Its being taken to far. This is all far from a joke now.
 
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Almost made me have a panic attack mid class, well done... Hope you're happy
 

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I think you take it too far when you take a human life and turn it into a prank.
So let me get this straight. . . Morpha stopped by Mussel's crib, took a picture of an incapacitated Mussels, then posted it on the internet for lulz, then noticed the "birth control" pills, then checked his breathing, then decided to go back on the webz to post about it before calling the ambulance.

Is this an act from Benny Hill or Monty Python? Either that or you Austrians aren't right in the head. I'm voting for the latter because clearly the other countries in South America aren't as bad. :D
 

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I honestly dont give a fuck. Its being taken to far. This is all far from a joke now.

Ok, we've lost one. <shrug> I think it's best if you unsub from this thread and ignore it if it bothers you that much and just let others enjoy the joke.

Remember, that W1zz is watching this thread and he's happy with it. If anyone has the final say on a thread, it's him.
 

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Someone should take a little of Mussels blood and put it in their water cooling system. That way they could always have a little Mussels with them.
 

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Someone should take a little of Mussels blood and put it in their water cooling system. That way they could always have a little Mussels with them.

Well, how much MM? I'm thinking about getting just the right shade of red. Lemme know dude.
 
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someone should create a username "Mussels_2"

Someone already made Mussels2, looking @ the thread right now

Edit: Obvious now, since he posted above me lol
 
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Please unban me i will promise to not ever try to joke with wiz again!
 
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So let me get this straight. . . Morpha stopped by Mussel's crib, took a picture of an incapacitated Mussels, then posted it on the internet for lulz, then noticed the "birth control" pills, then checked his breathing, then decided to go back on the webz to post about it before calling the ambulance.

Is this an act from Benny Hill or Monty Python? Either that or you Austrians aren't right in the head. I'm voting for the latter because clearly the other countries in South America aren't as bad. :D

I life wif him idiot. I waked up to find him.
god i hate predicat txts.
 
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So let me get this straight. . . Morpha stopped by Mussel's crib, took a picture of an incapacitated Mussels, then posted it on the internet for lulz, then noticed the "birth control" pills, then checked his breathing, then decided to go back on the webz to post about it before calling the ambulance.

Is this an act from Benny Hill or Monty Python? Either that or you Austrians aren't right in the head. I'm voting for the latter because clearly the other countries in South America aren't as bad. :D

First of all *Australians* 2nd of all, I assume that the guy who posted the pics is multi tasking and keeping us up to date to stop us worrying.
 
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Isn't GN great? Oh wait..
 

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I life wif him idiot. I waked up to find him.
god i hate predicat txts.

So is he dead? If true Ill bust out my Ouija board right now and try and make contact with him. I wanna troll him in the afterlife.
 

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Epic trolling and fake death April Fools prank!!:roll:
 

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First of all *Australians* 2nd of all, I assume that the guy who posted the pics is multi tasking and keeping us up to date to stop us worrying.

Multi-tasking when your roommate might be dead is probably a bad idea. Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're just playing now too :D
 
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