Official Entry; the past is prologue.
To begin, I woould like to first address my loyal anti-piratical downloaders of my game. The unending support, as well as critical reviews you've given me throughout this endeavor of mine have been astounding.
Dear Pirates; (Specifically those pertaining to my game)
As this is required reading to finish the last level as of version 1.3, (I designed an automatic patch for those nonlegitimate users) bear with me. I won't give you a speech about the illegal, unethical and immoral nature of pirating, as you've heard it read it seen it and hated it 12000 times; and second, because I am aware of your despicable attention span when it comes to interminable paragraphs. Also, at this point in your debased existence I fail to see how it could do any good. So instead, as nobody provokes me with impunity, I will petition you to burden yourselves with the task of exercising your imagination. Think of a person who has lost nearly everything, living in hope that the promise of years of his life's work will one day pay off. Now, if you would; observe the opening room in level 12, as it is a fairly direct representation of my current living situation. Except I only wish I could afford that bowl of ramen next to the computer. It's amazing, I've gotten a total of 236 sales; while somehow, hundreds of thousands of copies seem to have been downloaded, from just the more reputable torrent sites. I seem to have collected quite a cult following; strange, that so many would hold my game in such high esteem, while perfectly content to let me rot. I understand now, $5 was just an absurdly lofty price for something I've spent over three years of my life on; there's more happiness in giving than in receiving, right? And yet, somehow, I don't feel happy; quite the opposite, to be honest. Your immolation, however would bring me much joy. I regret only that I started this project; "if only I had known, I would've been a locksmith." That was said by a man who created the means to conclude the world. Whereas, I only created the means to bring about my own conclusion.
All the best,
_-Irony