General Nonsense Club Thread April 1st Edition

t77snapshot · Apr 1, 2013

_JP_ · Apr 1, 2013

Hardy har har har har

VB errors. Funneh.

Mindweaver said:
It's been killing me to post this new awesome tech stuff.... hehehe

Gmail Blue - link

Google Nose BETA - link
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Google Maps Treasure mode - link

Apple iPlay Game Console - link
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Scope Bacon Flavored Mouthwash! - link

Oh well, like this will stop me from contributing.

Crazy Picture Thread™ II

_JP_ said:

Gif Factory! *Gif's only

_JP_ said:

This thread needs more Bumblebee, mtosev, jaydenz, remixedcat and FordGT90Concept.

Deleted member 67555 · Apr 1, 2013

If Bumblebee hadn't had herself banned here she could be triple posting in this thread...for shame...

Brandenburg · Apr 1, 2013

im here .. let the Debauchery commence..

thanks Jesus

its like getting that good feeling from a wake and bake

DaveK · Apr 1, 2013

Man I'm lost with GN and my main rig also decided to give me a middle finger BOOTMGR is missing for no reason, I think it's jealous that I now have a second rig in my living room that I fixed up last night. Installed Windows to another drive and it's working fine now, I'll keep that second install of Windows handy just incase. This is the third time I've installed Windows in a week, I maybe doing a fourth if my friends new PC parts show up in a few days lol.

Brandenburg · Apr 1, 2013

DaveK said:
Man I'm lost with GN and my main rig also decided to give me a middle finger BOOTMGR is missing for no reason, I think it's jealous that I now have a second rig in my living room that I fixed up last night. Installed Windows to another drive and it's working fine now, I'll keep that second install of Windows handy just incase. This is the third time I've installed Windows in a week, I maybe doing a fourth if my friends new PC parts show up in a few days lol.

just installed a mobo myself and AS SOON as this friend of mine backs up her data.. ill reformat and reinstall windows

Wrigleyvillain · Apr 1, 2013

I actually kind of like this pope. You know, as far as popes go...

jmcslob said:
If Bumblebee hadn't had herself banned here she could be triple posting in this thread...for shame...

Wait...what?

Also Reddit is doing some take on TF2 with hats and shit and it's lame.

DaveK · Apr 1, 2013

Waiting to get onto the living room PC to setup FileZilla and get my music from my main rig onto it, hopefully it works. If not, fuck it lol.

WhiteLotus · Apr 1, 2013

DaveK said:
Waiting to get onto the living room PC to setup FileZilla and get my music from my main rig onto it, hopefully it works. If not, fuck it lol.

Depending on how much music you have you can just upload it all to Google Music and it'll be safe forever. Think you can uplaod 20,000 tracks free of charge. Nice little backup service if you need it, and you can sign into your library where ever you go and have all your music right there to listen to.

Bundy · Apr 1, 2013

t77snapshot said:
Did you know that Anandtech forum has a Hot guys thread ? I hear that TheMailMan is in there all the time.

Did you know that GN got the better of TMM? He don't come around visitin no more.

All of GN compressed into one thread. :eek:

There will be zillions of pages to read after work.

_JP_ · Apr 1, 2013

_JP_ said:
This thread needs more Bumblebee, mtosev, jaydenz, remixedcat and FordGT90Concept.

Brandenburg said:
im here .. let the Debauchery commence..

thanks Jesus

its like getting that good feeling from a wake and bake

CRAP!
I forgot about you Brandenburg. I thought you had posted already.
I'm sorry.

I forgot m4gicfour as well. Yeah, you guys are needed here too.

HossHuge · Apr 1, 2013

All work and no GN makes HOSS an ANGRY boy!!
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FordGT90Concept · Apr 1, 2013

U.S. moves warship, sea-based radar to watch North Korea

Shit keeps getting more serious over there. Not only are they having B-2s and F-22s operate in the area, they're bringing in a massive sea-based RADAR too. The situation seems to be one spark away from an explosion.

natr0n · Apr 1, 2013

qubit · Apr 1, 2013

I hate you erocker! Ah, said it, I feel so much better now.

j/k

SK-1 · Apr 1, 2013

natr0n · Apr 2, 2013

SK-1 said:
http://img.techpowerup.org/130401/Capture683.jpg

Sasqui · Apr 2, 2013

erocker said:
So... GeneralNonsense.net is broke down today. So in remembrance of March 32nd or April 1st (depending on your preference) I have created this thread for all of you to digitally vomit in.

You are all a bunch of sick bastards!!!

Guys just wanna have fun. And I just want to contribute.

Delta6326 · Apr 2, 2013

did I miss something? GN works just fine for me...

Deleted member 67555 · Apr 2, 2013

Still no GN for me so uhm....
I was just wondering if anyone has been stuck in an elevator full of people or in a crowded public place after being rushed out of the shower only to realize that you didn't wash all of the soap out of your butt crack after getting an intense itchy sensation from your anus?

Personally I haven't but I was thinking that would suck....So would you itch away or just stand there with that stupid OH MY GOSH MY ASSHOLE ITCHES SO BAD!!!! look on your face?

t77snapshot · Apr 2, 2013

jmcslob said:
Still no GN for me so uhm....
I was just wondering if anyone has been stuck in an elevator full of people or in a crowded public place after being rushed out of the shower only to realize that you didn't wash all of the soap out of your butt crack after getting an intense itchy sensation from your anus?

Personally I haven't but I was thinking that would suck....So would you itch away or just stand there with that stupid OH MY GOSH MY ASSHOLE ITCHES SO BAD!!!! look on your face?

itchy bum? otherwise known as "swampass" :shadedshu

HossHuge · Apr 2, 2013

Delta6326 said:
did I miss something? GN works just fine for me...

Are you bragging?

Deleted member 67555 · Apr 2, 2013

t77snapshot said:
itchy bum? otherwise known as "swampass" :shadedshu

Well?
Would you scratch it or try to ignore it?

I'd prolly scratch away like a Sasquatch...
and then try to shake everybody's hands that seen me do it while proclaiming really loud "it was just soap I wipe good like a big boy"...

qubit · Apr 2, 2013

HossHuge said:
Are you bragging?

Still down for me - database error when I hit the submit button.

t77snapshot · Apr 2, 2013

Delta6326 said:
did I miss something? GN works just fine for me...

It was down earlier today, so erocker made this temp thread for us to sh!t in. :laugh:

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General Nonsense Club Thread April 1st Edition

t77snapshot

_JP_

Deleted member 67555

Guest

Brandenburg

DaveK

Brandenburg

Wrigleyvillain

PTFO or GTFO

DaveK

WhiteLotus

Bundy

_JP_

HossHuge

FordGT90Concept

"I go fast!1!11!1!"

natr0n

qubit

Overclocked quantum bit

SK-1

natr0n

Sasqui

Delta6326

Deleted member 67555

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t77snapshot

HossHuge

Deleted member 67555

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qubit

Overclocked quantum bit

t77snapshot

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