11:07PM EST - Now he's sipping the water **Great update, perhaps they could follow him to the shitter and describe his bowel movement too for the yearning masses!!!**
11:06PM EST - Jen-Hsun feels like his voice is starting to go, he's searching for water, he found the water
11:20PM EST - This system must be super slow, my SC2 experience is way smoother than this
11:24PM EST - I wonder what comes after Tegra 4... **Nothing, absolutely nothing comes next, but I love the sales pitch about everything but graphics, there is a green gas descending from the vents in the ceiling, oh it makes me love anything they say!!!! Love the tentacle!!!!!**
11:24PM EST - Tegra 2, Tegra 3, Tegra 4 all listed on a chart **Good, cause we all know what major successes they were, and we all forgot them so quickly after....wait what/ weed is legal in Denver now.....so hazy**
11:26PM EST - Jen-Hsun is recapping the historical Tegra roadmap **(In classic asian voiceover) Ha ha ha ha, we make Tegra, you buy it, ha ha ha ha, it sucked but you love the tentacle, ha ha ha ha. Close scene with stern look at camera......and cut!!**
11:25PM EST - "[Android] is wonderful for the world"
11:25PM EST - "The next step...a giant leap" **A short dock and a long jump**
11:28PM EST - we believe the car will be your most important mobile computer **So cars are mobile computers......since having a screen in the view of the driver is illegal, it makes sense to........say something about our beliefs in cars that make up a fraction of the total percentage of vehicles sold that may feature our tech, as a graphics company**
11:28PM EST - Android will also disrupt the car industry **From a company who doesn't make any cars.**
11:27PM EST - "we believe Android is going to be one of the most important platforms for game consoles in the future" **From a company who makes NO console chips, and has only made.....one....!!!**
11:32PM EST - Wow so pay close attention to the slide below ** See what we did, we connected the dots, before this, we didn't connect the dots, then we paid a consulting firm to come in, we had a lot of meetings, and after the meetings we aligned our chakras, and connected the dots, and we feel it connected our company. **
11:51PM EST - Frame rate is clearly sub 30 fps, but impressive nonetheless **Graphics isn't about frames per second, its about PR spins per second, about how we can convince you that the framerate doesn't matter, and how games made for controllers and keyboards and mice....we want to piss you off by putting them on the touchscreen, that is what we want, and then to have games stall when anything changes, like if you get a email, we want it to crash and you to hate us.**
11:51PM EST - live
11:51PM EST - Unreal Engine 4 running on Tegra K1 now
