We are an army of two...

Make it 3!

Dude He Floated That Whole Keg! My Dad Bought Me That Keg, My Dad Owns A Dealership!

That's just the flavor-beam churning out hickory smoked goodness! You want your dog a little more pink in the middle? Too late! This baby doesn't go in reverse!

"I like a little HUAH with my tube steak! Heh heh!"

It's not 2 wycked anymore. It's the hot-wad now.

i cant believe only 4 people here like this cartoon. Its def an advertising problem. We should put a mooninite on the front page guerrilla style.

This is Carl... leave me a message... or leave me alone. Either way I don't care... unless this is mom, in which case... HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

WHOA-HO! PUMPIN OUT SOME B.T.U.S! ...hey, wait a second... are those clouds on fire?

well. i'm in business. the business of kickin yo ass... and business is good. business is boomin. i'm open for business. business of... givin you the business. up yo butt.