Most of the professional cards can't be used for F@H or if they can, they aren't optimized. The general idea being why create cores for cards nobody will use?
I will agree with you about the product being just plain silly. Although the Zalman Reserator doesn't do anything for the overclocking crowd those who demand complete silence know where to turn. I have one running in my media room. That media machine is an entirely passive cooled machine and is...