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Goat Simulator ALPHA

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A goat simulator?

Facepalm, lol.
 
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LOL WAT
if it's cheap enough I'll buy it looks like a great way to waste time
 
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So basically they designed a world, figured it'd be funny to put a goat in it, and do? Nice.
 
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I can see myself wasting way too much time with something like this.
 
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Still less bugs than dayz
 
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If it didn't take much dev time, it might make decent revenue if priced cheaply.
 
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You goattobe kidding me! Unbillyvable!
 
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As long as there's a Cows With Guns level I'll be happy.
 
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"Simulator" lol. There's too many of these nowadays. It's just taking the piss now lol
 
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Looks like a joke to me.ppl dont know what to make these days must be bored to death.
 

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To have real simulation they need to put nvidia physx particle emmitter in goat's behind :laugh:
 

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i saw this on imgur... and wtf its real?

must be popular in the middle east :)
 

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Maybe this inspired them haha

 
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