I know all three of them.
The one on the left is Ben. Ben likes carpentry. The one on the right is George. George likes Cooking but his real passion is personal computer mechanics. The lovely lady in the middle is Ethel. Ethel is Ben's Wife of 9 years but he has no idea she hates the smell of wood. Ethel is also a hardcore gamer and wcg cruncher. George has been Ethel's TPU for 3 years, Which Ethel finds very attractive. Once George came over to deliver Ethel's K series I7 she was very happy. So much so that things got out of hand. Ben has no idea why George stopped coming over to play poker and drink the fermented fish sauce that Georges culinary skills helped them to develop in the back of Ben's carpentry shop. He is way to busy at work to dive into the issue and Ethel just installed her new copy of Dragon age 3 and has no time for Ben's foolishness. It really is a shame because the reason Ben is so busy is he is making Ethel's custom case she always wanted from the drift wood he carefully selected on his way to work. Ethel's has no idea of this of course. It is a surprise for their 10th anniversary.
The picture was taken by their old pal Oren on the way to an all night rave back when they were Teenagers. Oren died later that month. They were, all three, crushed. He was by far the coolest Penguin they knew. He had the munchies so bad after a seperate rave that he devoured an entire blow fish he was eating,( Oren always chose pot over elicit drugs. He was the local 2 meter waddle champion 5 years running) which everyone knows is deathly toxic. Ethel had the picture enhanced with vibrant color and is going frame it as a gift for their 10th year. Ben and Oren were like brothers. He will probably come to tears when he sees that old black and white photo remastered into the perfect memory.
@twilyth That my friend is Danny Devito lol.
As for beer, this is what i had tonight
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