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no ones noticed yet the site banner has been replaced with a "toy" power-up logo :laugh:
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH The best review. This will be a popular product for life es long female hev fertility and is not expensive fashion fad with 2x the price of GPU (TITAN-X) who will serve for 4 years and will be obsolete if it at all endure so long.
 

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no ones noticed yet the site banner has been replaced with a "toy" power-up logo :laugh:


 
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Thanks for the laugh.
Missed the "Time to Come" chart for the overclocked version though... :D
 
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Ok It catches my eye on Fb wall..as usual I was excited about something new...and man this is unexpectedly new....ok as much about April Fool Prank...awesome no doubt...yet there are minors also..... :-D
 
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This is a real review, by a real (human) girl btw. I just handled the photo and technical testing part. We bought two of them so I wouldn't have to cut up hers :)


I know it's TPU, but do you really have to clarify the girl is not only real, but human as well? :p
 
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All of the sudden I'm feeling kinda.... stimulated. o_O
 
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Well scissor me timbers this is getting ridickulous.
 
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:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

oh gosh ... i didn't expected that kind of april fool :laugh:

i saw the review on the home page then i looked directly at my calendar ... before even try to read that x)
 

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Not happy..........my 13 year old daughter was quite disturbed by the 42 inch version on my main monitor.

especially as i have been warned for posting stuff like this.....
No way.... i am on my final warning so....... APRIL FOOL
 
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this is was amazing review i ever seen ==" , best dildo review ever... i wonder how admin use it XD
 
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Not happy..........my 13 year old daughter was quite disturbed by the 42 inch version on my main monitor.
Disturbed, or shocked that her dad would even know what one was?
I'm sure kids think we only have sex to produce them, and then stop.
 
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Welcome aboard Mia, welcome indeed.
If Mia Wallace can be a reviewer, can we get Winston Wolf for moderator?
Not happy..........my 13 year old daughter was quite disturbed by the 42 inch version on my main monitor.
I'm guessing if the 42" version was around in 1958, there would have been considerably less mayhem
 

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Disturbed, or shocked that her dad would even know what one was?
I'm sure kids think we only have sex to produce them, and then stop.


I wasn't trying to buy one !!!!!
 
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I haven't had a chance to read this review yet, but it sounds like a groundbreaking product, especially if it can be overclocked well and has high fps. ;)
 
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I might be a minority here, but I don't find it funny. I prefer the Blizzard kind of jokes. Like a Tauren in a SC2 space marine suit.
 
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I'm missing temperatures.

o_O
 
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Awesome review! :rockout:
totally forgot what date we are today, so initially I couldn't believe my eyes... :twitch:

Milady, I'll wait for your next review!:peace:
 
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still has more VRAM and usability than GTX 970... :D
 
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Can't wait for versions with aftermarket motors...
The noise is just too high for me. I don't see myself sticking that thing inside my PC (Personal C***).
 
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I am not opposed to TPU reviewing toys on the regular, haha. TPU's take is more interesting and fun to read than sites dedicated to reviewing these products.

If you didn't find this funny then you probably need a Vibe Therapy Meridian in your life.
 
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in my small toy i managed to put in an extra battery and it runs much hotter and noisier but much quicker, but i get so worried that the motor would explode due to heat and OC

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Lava Kitty, I want to see your benchmarks! ;)
 
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