Vibe Therapy Meridian

Vancha · Apr 1, 2015

This makes me legitimately want an adult section of TPU. There are no end of sex-toy reviewers on the internet, but I've never seen one with a "time-to-cum" chart.

As for the younger members of the site? Sex toys will be positively tame compared to what they've seen.

btarunr · Apr 1, 2015

Vancha said:
This makes me legitimately want an adult section of TPU.

http://www.generalnonsense.net plspls visit.

Sasqui · Apr 1, 2015

W1zzard said:
As mentioned earlier in this thread the reviewer and author of this review is female, this is a real review. I only supported her with photography, technical testing and translation help.

Carbon or silicon based?

Tatty_Two · Apr 1, 2015

I chuckled when I ran an IP check on the OP.

newtekie1 · Apr 1, 2015

Epic...

W1zzard · Apr 1, 2015

Sasqui said:
Carbon or silicon based?

"human" as mentioned in my post on page 1: http://www.techpowerup.com/forums/threads/vibe-therapy-meridian.211140/#post-3263030

Oh, and life achievements completed:

Attach external power supply to battery-only vibrator
Disassemble a vibrator
Superglue a vibrator back together (now I know how a gynecologist feels)

ianatikin · Apr 1, 2015

Yeah, but... will it run Crysis?

Solaris17 · Apr 1, 2015

Im surprised at how loud it gets. does it have any kind of noise dampening? Or do they have plans to make a quieter version?

Per Hansson · Apr 1, 2015

rtwjunkie said:
How about instead of criticizing those of us that are parents, you keep your opinion narrowed on the thread, and simply state that you don't find it offensive!!!!!!!!!!!

At no point did those of us concerned about minors insult anyone for liking this thread. So you sir, are out of line for taking it to a personal level.

Ok, I did not mean to come off as _that_ offensive and sorry if I did, it was not meant as a personal insult, even I see how it could be read at such.
I've just always been really pissed that if someone shows a nipple on TV or such the world is going to end and all hell breaks loose, but to show someones brain matter all over a wall is perfectly acceptable and fine.
To me we just need a change of perspective, how could anything showing love, sex or the likes be considered bad but hitting/insulting/killing humans/animals whatever is no problem?

jsfitz54 · Apr 1, 2015

Solaris17 said:
Im surprised at how loud it gets. does it have any kind of noise dampening?

How loud does Mia get? If your going to flesh this out further, we need more input.

Easy Rhino · Apr 1, 2015

At least this is funnier than when W1z pretends he is shutting down TPU.

any results for when you stick it in your behind?

rtwjunkie · Apr 1, 2015

@Per Hansson your explanation makes alot of sense when explained like that, and I have to say I agree with you, there are many things in media that are surprisingly accepted while others are not.

Sasqui · Apr 1, 2015

W1zzard said:
"human" as mentioned in my post on page 1: http://www.techpowerup.com/forums/threads/vibe-therapy-meridian.211140/#post-3263030

Oh, and life achievements completed:

Attach external power supply to battery-only vibrator

Disassemble a vibrator

Superglue a vibrator back together (now I know how a gynecologist feels)

I guess we need to be grateful for the sacrifices you've made in the name of science! Thought I'm not sure how many gynecologists have superglued vibrators back together.

Tatty_Two · Apr 1, 2015

I only ran an IP check to make sure the wife had not been recruited as a new reviewer :oops:

jsfitz54 · Apr 1, 2015

Breast pump reviews, next?

Tallencor · Apr 1, 2015

At first look, I will admit, I thought it was nail clippers. To my surprise. Good for a laugh. Congrats.

The Terrible Puddle · Apr 1, 2015

The vibrates per second (VPS) seems to be quite good. I'm tempted to acquire one

xorbe · Apr 1, 2015

I was totally like dafuq for about 15 seconds, nice one.

HossHuge · Apr 1, 2015

HossHuge said:
How come there was no mention of how well this works for men?

Easy Rhino said:
any results for when you stick it in your behind?

We think alike my friend.

xorbe · Apr 1, 2015

Also, Intel released 4 new Bra Swell cpus today.

Kyuuba · Apr 1, 2015

Great review, looking forward to buy it on the nearest local store.

GLD · Apr 1, 2015

Pics or it didn't happen.

xytras · Apr 1, 2015

LOL. Nice review.! Some good hardware porn.

Easy Rhino · Apr 1, 2015

Will this review disappear after April Fools?

KarymidoN · Apr 1, 2015

best review ever!

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Vibe Therapy Meridian

Vancha

btarunr

Editor & Senior Moderator

Sasqui

Tatty_Two

Gone Fishing

newtekie1

Semi-Retired Folder

W1zzard

Administrator

ianatikin

Solaris17

Super Dainty Moderator

Per Hansson

jsfitz54

Easy Rhino

Linux Advocate

rtwjunkie

PC Gaming Enthusiast

Sasqui

Tatty_Two

Gone Fishing

jsfitz54

Tallencor

TPU's First Patreon

The Terrible Puddle

xorbe

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xorbe

Kyuuba

GLD

xytras

Easy Rhino

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