Did you cuddle with your video card yet?

btarunr · Jun 29, 2015

If not, don't. Electrostatic discharge from your bed linen could fry your cards.

Context: https://twitter.com/hashtag/GuysCuddlingWithVideoCards

RCoon · Jun 29, 2015

I frequently perform strenuous activities which may be considered illegal in various states/countries with my computer hardware, and have yet to experience a kinky zap from too much static build up. "Discharge", well, that's another story for a more alcohol infused conversation.

erocker · Jun 29, 2015

This is so very sad.

btarunr · Jun 29, 2015

RCoon said:
I frequently perform strenuous activities which may be considered illegal in various states/countries with my computer hardware, and have yet to experience a kinky zap from too much static build up. "Discharge", well, that's another story for a more alcohol infused conversation.

The aluminium fins must have left hickies all over you.

lilhasselhoffer · Jun 29, 2015

One word, creepy.

Kill it with fire.

BiggieShady · Jun 29, 2015

Saying "Useless like tits on a graphics card" suddenly lost it's meaning.

GhostRyder · Jun 29, 2015

...No, but I know someone on this forum who makes out with his video card lol.

Easo · Jun 29, 2015

I'm sorry, did I do what?

This indeed is sad.

Sir B. Fannybottom · Jun 29, 2015

Theres a photo somewhere on twitter with my 7950 over my dick and my SSDs on my nipples

64K · Jun 29, 2015

This is truly funny. :laugh:

sneekypeet · Jun 29, 2015

The whole idea was about charity though was it not? IIRC the OP was donating X amount of dollars for every image posted.

Easy Rhino · Jun 29, 2015

Those pictures are... disturbing...

Toothless · Jun 29, 2015

I wanna try this.

qubit · Jun 29, 2015

btarunr said:
If not, don't. Electrostatic discharge from your bed linen could fry your cards.

Context: https://twitter.com/hashtag/GuysCuddlingWithVideoCards

You should make this a front page story.

No don't.

erocker said:
This is so very sad.

Yes, quite. It just looks, err, wrong.

RejZoR · Jun 29, 2015

When I make out with my hardware, it's always hot...

XSI · Jun 30, 2015

i'm straight as it gets...either i sleep with women or alone.
NOT TRYING THIS FOR SURE :fear:

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jun 30, 2015

They look like ebay adverts and you get a free person.

Im bidding on "Beardie"

OneMoar · Jun 30, 2015

what in the fuck did I just see
go home bta you are drunk

JATownes · Jun 30, 2015

My GF always thinks it's weird when I call hardware sexy. This takes it to a whole new (rather uncomfortable) level.

MxPhenom 216 · Jun 30, 2015

Dear god these people need to get laid.

qubit · Jun 30, 2015

MxPhenom 216 said:
Dear god these people need to get laid.

Nailed it. :laugh:

R-T-B · Jun 30, 2015

Toothless said:
I wanna try this.

You age legal yet? Wouldn't want the vid card to get arrested.

(I'm just messing with you, little man

).

RealNeil · Jun 30, 2015

Sir B. Fannybottom said:
Theres a photo somewhere on twitter with my 7950 over my dick and my SSDs on my nipples

Please, leave it there,...........

Solaris17 · Jun 30, 2015

This is hilarious :laugh:

Caring1 · Jun 30, 2015

So many top shelf cards, a woman would be cheaper short term, although I can see the benefits of no snoring or talking back.

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