Dell 'Dude' Now a New York Bar Tender

zekrahminator · Nov 9, 2007

The once-famous Ben Curtis was a great advertising man for Dell. His well-known "dude you're getting a Dell" campaign gave people a good laugh, and brought Dell a healthy amount of revenue. That all changed when Curtis was caught buying marijuana, which is illegal in the United States of America. Dell fired Curtis, and he has since been pressed to find a good job. Fortunately, this was not the end of the line for Curtis. Curtis is now a bar tender in New York, and is quite happy with his new job. "There were times when I made boatloads of money as an actor, but here I can be myself." Curtis aspires to one day score it big with his band, "Whale", and once again get boatloads of money in Hollywood.

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mas0n · Nov 9, 2007

I thought this guy was a tool until I met him while my wife was attending NYU with him. He is actually a pretty cool guy and one hell of an actor.

erocker · Nov 9, 2007

Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going"
Dude: "Duuude! You got a Dell!"
Cop: "Oh! Hey!, You're that guy!"
Dude: "Yeah, Dude!"
Cop: "Do I smell marijuana?
Dude: "Dude! You got a Dell?"
Cop: "Please step out of the car"
Dude: "Dude! Nooooo!"

PaulieG · Nov 9, 2007

mas0n said:
I thought this guy was a tool until I met him while my wife was attending NYU with him. He is actually a pretty cool guy and one hell of an actor.

I'm an NYU grad! Cool!

AphexDreamer · Nov 9, 2007

erocker said:
Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going"
Dude: "Duuude! You got a Dell!"
Cop: "Oh! Hey!, You're that guy!"
Dude: "Yeah, Dude!"
Cop: "Do I smell marijuana?
Dude: "Dude! You got a Dell?"
Cop: "Please step out of the car"
Dude: "Dude! Nooooo!"

Dude, like, thats sooooooo funny :roll:

Conti027 · Nov 9, 2007

Dude, he got pwnd

Ravenas · Nov 9, 2007

He and I went to the same high school.

mdm-adph · Nov 9, 2007

His band, "Whale?" I think Whale might have something to say about that.

JrRacinFan · Nov 9, 2007

LMAO!

"Duuuude, You got a beer!?"

hat · Nov 9, 2007

Dude, you're going to hell!

TUngsten · Nov 9, 2007

Is this really news?:shadedshu

WarEagleAU · Nov 10, 2007

EROCKER, hillarious shit man, hillarious!!!!! <HAHA>

He had to be high all them times he said, "Dude, you're getting a Dell!"

newconroer · Nov 10, 2007

...Childhood star turns bartender....

nice.

DRDNA · Nov 10, 2007

TUngsten said:
Is this really news?:shadedshu

Yes Sir it really is news :slap:

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Dell 'Dude' Now a New York Bar Tender

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