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Sorry LiNKiN, but I have to say it,
Your rhyme it stinks, and it aint sh*t,

Even though some may not agree,
keep your day job your no Ice-t.


Sorry I couldnt resist. ROFL
 
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The messenger


The messenger came out of nowhere.
The name was clear, yet unreachable.
All around us and we never even thought to look.
It was tearing us apart.

This is the Fact,
The message is clear.
You cannot deny it.
They are here.

The reminder was vague,
Oh, the lesson so glorious.
Our hearts were made
For a much higher purpose

You Wouldn't Think, but
Everything happens for a reason,
The greet,
The meet,
The kiss,
The fight,
The break,
The tears,
The lies,
The knife,
Stay away from the emergency exit,
We aren't quite done yet.

We stared and stared and stared into those blank eyes.
It is burning,
The messenger was here.

Be careful of that mind of yours,they say.
It can play tricks on you when you're led astray.

Pollute the mind and your asking for it.
Thinking that life matters is an overstatement.
There is a larger war going on than guns and missiles,
and it is too close for comfort.

I have found deeper meaning in this game,
I have found deeper meaning.
And I am scared to hell because of it.
But I know I will not look away.
Fear is another way of saying you realized the deeper secrets of mankind.
And is there a reward for winning the game?
You will simply be left behind.

This is the fact,
The Message is clear,
You cannot deny it,
He is here





Here is one about Herman Mudgett (For people that dont know who he is, he is one of the top 10 serial killers)


Into my hotel I want you to come.
I'll finesse you with caviar and with rum.
I'll wait in the dark until you are asleep.
Then creep into your room without even a peep.
Not that it matters, no one can hear you scream.
The tortures that befall you will seem like a dream.
Next, to my "operation room" we'll go.
All of your bodies aligned in a row.
You will be my precious, little guinea pig.
And after you're dead your grave I won't dig.
Into my inferno your body will surely go.
To erase all the evidence so no one will ever know
 
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Sorry LiNKiN, but I have to say it,
Your rhyme it stinks, and it aint sh*t,

Even though some may not agree,
keep your day job your no Ice-t.


Sorry I couldnt resist. ROFL

Hey Forgotten_Realms
You’re no Slim Shady
You look more like Shane Helms
Or my ex ol’ lady

I can spit it ten times thicker than molasses
Don’t mess with the Joker, he’s insane
He makes pencils disappear in your a$$es

Now please stay on topic before you get infracted
With your tail tucked runnin feelin like you got shafted
See I warned you that this would get sick
Here while you’re at it have a glass of sthu and a :nutkick:

This story is ultimately about XFX and their video cards
All you people are tryin to rhyme but you sound like smacktards
Meh the 8600 GTS can’t even render my avatar
The crappy performance just doesn’t get you very far

Miles and Miles behind my Zotac
Check the benchmarks the 8600 is whack
You’ve heard what I’ve had to say and now I hope you see
That XFX should really just give this card away for free
 
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here is one from 2 live Crew back in the day (if you offend easily don't read)


My mama and your mama was talking little sh*t
My mama called your mama a bulldagging a$$ b***h
I know your sister, and the b***h ain't shit
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our d**ks


Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the a$$
Cause she couldn't make him cum


Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said 'sh*t b***h, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass d**k'


Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his d**k in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some booty'


There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
She sucked and f**ked all the nigga's around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found


Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said 'that p***y's wide'


Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
F**king this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the b***h cum
Said 'hell of a nigga am I'


Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his balls
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put that fat motherf**ker back together again


Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot a$$ out


Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hair
The dog's on my ass and getting near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
B***h check the weave that's in that lake


B***h, get that weave out!
You dirty b***h, get that weave out!
Mix say, b***h get that weave out...
 
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Win or dont win,
I try to make you laugh,
If i aint funny,
I guess you barf.

Linkin's ditty aint so shitty,
It rolls along,
Quite witty.

Mine is poo,
I made it up on the loo,
But hey,
I guess it will have to do.

The 8600 is quite slow,
For top rez gaming,it will blow.
I guess the winner will be happy,
Even to win a card so crappy.

I just made that up,trying to keep the roll going along with linkins.

Come on lets see some more like these :D
 

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Alright linkin since you want to battle
once i smack that ass
dont run to mommy and tattle
your rhyme is whack
quit trying to brag your sporting my used zotac

I admit I'm no slim shady
and as for your ex
it's because we had sex
that shes now my lady

enough insults my rhyme is done
dont need to say much to make you run
i can do this shit all night
but if i keep it up we might start to fight
this was all for fun
take no offense in what i have done

i agree XFX has gone down hill
But you gotta admit
For free this is a really good deal.




Really no offense intended, this all for greasemonkey.
 
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Alright linkin since you want to battle
once i smack that ass
dont run to mommy and tattle
your rhyme is whack
quit trying to brag your sporting my used zotac

I admit I'm no slim shady
and as for your ex
it's because we had sex
that shes now my lady

enough insults my rhyme is done
dont need to say much to make you run
i can do this shit all night
but if i keep it up we might start to fight
this was all for fun
take no offense in what i have done

i agree XFX has gone down hill
But you gotta admit
For free this is a really good deal.




Really no offense intended, this all for greasemonkey.

nice ;) :roll:
 
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I think the cutoff time has been reached, but this is still fun to watch.
 
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Times up,on lunch right now so dont have time.I'll post winner tonight.
Just have to decide between 4,3 of which were in the 24 hrs.:toast:
 
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Greasemonkey sat down at his comp one day,
Got an itch to pwn some n00bs so Counterstrike he did play.
Got into a game and looked out upon the mound
Saw there weren't any n00bs on the map to be found.

The screen flickered and it shook and he said what the f*ck....
His card was going to hell; man that sure did suck.
So he cursed and he whined and he slammed on his table....
Pulled that POS card out as fast as he was able.

Gave XFX a call and said "this card will blow!"
They told him "Send it to us and we'll fix you up" but little did he know....
XFX got their evil little minds to work...
And did something to him even the Klingons wouldn't do to Captain Kirk.

Greasemonkey's card got back to the folks at XFX,
And the RMA dept had to stop their party of booze and sex.
Liquored up rep laughed and said, "Wouldn't it be funny...
if we sent him a worse card that's not even worth as much money!"

His homies cheered and laughed so he reached into the bargain bin
Where they yanked out a 8600GTS and a beat up box to put it in.
Threw it down the line and dumped it in the mail
And high fived when they were done; "That'll teach that n00bish whale."

So Greasemonkey opened his package and much to his surprise
A newer gen card was his replacement; awesome to the bare eyes.
Til he popped it in his comp and was laggin' like a bitch;
Couldn't even run Counterstrike on low without a hitch.

So after more cussin' and fussin' that Monkey did decide,
he'd give up the goat and send the card for another ride.
Someone on TPU he decided he'd give a freebie;
A gift from him to you; hopefully only for an HTPC.

This one ^had it until LiNKin entered this V.

Listen to me XFX
Playin games with your 8600
is worse than bad sex
With yo momma
I speak da truth
Id rather game with Obama
and his wife Ruth
on the Coleco Pentium Matrox trilogy
PCI Express Ultra 5.0 now thats ILLiany
Thanks for wasting my time
and my precious money
Now please take this card
while i NOM NOM NOM on your honies

And then made me :laugh: Twice

Hey Forgotten_Realms
You’re no Slim Shady
You look more like Shane Helms
Or my ex ol’ lady

I can spit it ten times thicker than molasses
Don’t mess with the Joker, he’s insane
He makes pencils disappear in your a$$es

Now please stay on topic before you get infracted
With your tail tucked runnin feelin like you got shafted
See I warned you that this would get sick
Here while you’re at it have a glass of sthu and a

This story is ultimately about XFX and their video cards
All you people are tryin to rhyme but you sound like smacktards
Meh the 8600 GTS can’t even render my avatar
The crappy performance just doesn’t get you very far

Miles and Miles behind my Zotac
Check the benchmarks the 8600 is whack
You’ve heard what I’ve had to say and now I hope you see
That XFX should really just give this card away for free
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So the WINNER is LiNKiN:toast:

Have to add that i really enjoyed tigger69's
Win or dont win,
I try to make you laugh,
If i aint funny,
I guess you barf.

Linkin's ditty aint so shitty,
It rolls along,
Quite witty.

Mine is poo,
I made it up on the loo,
But hey,
I guess it will have to do.

The 8600 is quite slow,
For top rez gaming,it will blow.
I guess the winner will be happy,
Even to win a card so crappy.

I just made that up,trying to keep the roll going along with linkins.

Come on lets see some more like these
__________________

And Forgotton Realms last one was also :laugh:


Alright linkin since you want to battle
once i smack that ass
dont run to mommy and tattle
your rhyme is whack
quit trying to brag your sporting my used zotac

I admit I'm no slim shady
and as for your ex
it's because we had sex
that shes now my lady

enough insults my rhyme is done
dont need to say much to make you run
i can do this shit all night
but if i keep it up we might start to fight
this was all for fun
take no offense in what i have done

i agree XFX has gone down hill
But you gotta admit
For free this is a really good deal.

To all, Thanks for the :laugh::laugh:
 
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Congrats LiNKiN :toast:
 
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Gawddammit LiNKiN.......

er..I mean congrats......

Bastard.......

:laugh:
 

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Congrats to LINKIN!
 

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yeah congrats Linkin, I gess this ends the streak!
 
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Thanks to all of you who came in and inspired me
It just adds to all of the irony
For a guy who never wins even the simplest of contests
I guess I can lay the mic down so my soul can finally rest

Thank you all one last time for makin it out
To spray some rhymes and to hear us shout
Greasemonkey you are Colossus Of Clout
It is finished. Word. I'm out.

Thanks everyone it was fun!
 

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I might be a bit late also i dunno if somebodys already mentioned this (I cant be arsed to read since this only a quick pos)

Congrats LiNKin.

you have literally won a free gaming upgrade as the 8600GT is going to be supported by the new up n coming Nvidia drivers which have PhysX support.

Ive read in quite a few forums where a guy had a random 8600GT lying around & slapped in with their 8800GTX for a nice FPS boost since it takes the weight off the CPU by moving all the physics calculations that were originally processed by the CPU & moved it to the spare card which has now become a dedicated PhysX processor.

Enjoy your gaming,
 

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I might be a bit late also i dunno if somebodys already mentioned this (I cant be arsed to read since this only a quick pos)

Congrats LiNKin.

you have literally won a free gaming upgrade as the 8600GT is going to be supported by the new up n coming Nvidia drivers which have PhysX support.

Ive read in quite a few forums where a guy had a random 8600GT lying around & slapped in with their 8800GTX for a nice FPS boost since it takes the weight off the CPU by moving all the physics calculations that were originally processed by the CPU & moved it to the spare card which has now become a dedicated PhysX processor.

Enjoy your gaming,

i dont know how thats possible to be honest, mine at least doesnt give me a choice of what video card (does the option show up after a second card is installed?)
 

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i dont know how thats possible to be honest, mine at least doesnt give me a choice of what video card (does the option show up after a second card is installed?)

through beta drivers & there was a tweak that u had to do to get it working.

I am not bull shitting as i have roamed 4-5 forums & they all said exactly the same thing. PhysX with an 8600GT is possible
 

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you will need this tweaker as well as the beta drivers & physX should be working on your 8600GT
 

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oh not that, i've had it work on an 8600GT already myself, i merely meant how do you specify WHICH card to do it on
 

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oh not that, i've had it work on an 8600GT already myself, i merely meant how do you specify WHICH card to do it on

I dont think you can.

but the way i see it - dont you always stick & configure your DEFAULT graphics to PCI-E 1??? go into your bios & change the default gpu boot order. otherwise i would go with that fact that the top card is always the default card & the bottom is for making u breakfast every morning or something
 
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