I waited all last night for it, and was even planning on waiting a few hours this morning to see if we could get an update and pull the wool over everyone's eyes. Unfortunately the website is stuck a couple days in the past, and hasn't updated since long before last pie. Anyways, with absolutely no reason other than 'because I can', I blame the Canucks. Some spy is sapping mah pie!
So today there is no pie, no milestones and no MPAs. But that doesn't mean they won't be back. And when they are, I expect it to be a big update.
As for the subjects that don't require that site, like my incessant banter, they're still in plentiful amounts. Here's some now! We seem to have reached a level of around 675-700k PPD. HWC has set their stride to 805k and have started closing the 5.5 million gap by 100k a day. We've got some time, but this is going to be a bit of a battle. I'm in their midst, so I'm going to start hanging out at local computer stores and bashing in knee caps of everyone, leaving a note that says 'Get out of team 54196'.
Soon I'll move onto horse heads.
Oh, and here:
Bogi has a backlog of these. I've taken the liberty and raided his stash for you guys to enjoy whilst we wait. He had a bunch of them piled in a heap below a diving board. The opening theme to Duck Tales was on a loop, with the walls adorned with the heads of Dewey, Huey, Louie, and Scrooge. You are a sick, sick man Bogi.