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Originally Posted by mdsx1950
The keyboard looks hardy enough to be used as a weapon  |
Police: How did you stop this intruder *points to guy bleeding on the floor*
Owner: Well he scared me because he had a knife, so I grabbed my rugged keyboard and weilded it like a caveman's club, and blood didn't even get in the keys.
Marketing Department: Buy the new Rugged Stainless Steel, Vandal Resistant Home Defense Keyboard for $700 today, and defend your home from intruders.
