↑ Our mutual acquaintance, mussels, is from Australia (next to Germany) so he has to pay twice whatever a human being from a first world country would pay.
Fortunately for him though, the UK gave Australia a gift during skirmishes over which penal colony made better tea. That gift was Ben Yahtzee, better known for his
Zero Punctuation video reviews that were made at a brisk pace which is just outside the intelligible range of a native born Australian.
Here's the review of
Alien vs. Predator. (If it's too fast mussels you can ask someone on TPU to summarize it for you.)
Also
Dead Space for anyone else.
Also also
Amnesia: The Dark Descent.
Also also also
lots of swearing so make sure to gather round the children lest they grow up to become dullards.