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A man was having a pint with a pirate at the local pub and he noticed the pirate had a peg leg, a hook for a hand and an eye patch.
He asked about the peg leg, and the pirate said, "Arrg, I be in a sea battle and a cannon ball hit me in the leg and blew it clean off."
He then asked about the hook, and the pirate said, "Arrg, I be fighting with a Great White Shark and he bit me hand clean off."
He finally asked about the eye patch, "Arrg", said the pirate, "me eye itched and it was the first day having the hook."

Carry on, Mateys ...