If you're THAT worried about reviews, check this one out.
SAPPHIRE 100352-2L Radeon HD 7950 3GB 384-bit GDDR...
Same card minus the Vapor-X cooler with 25MHz lower boost clock but no voltage lock. It's getting an ave of 5 eggs with 28 reviews and it's only $280.
Or this Gigabyte with the latest BIOS (read the reviews) isn't bad.
GIGABYTE GV-R795WF3-3GD Radeon HD 7950 3GB 384-bit...
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