In other news, the sky is blue and the sun will purportedly set tonight. Stay tuned.
Edit: On actually RTFS, leave the damned lengths alone. Just bring something original to the table ...
"A change has come over our democracy. It is called consumptionism. The American citizens first importance to his country is now no longer that of citizen, but that of consumer". --Journalist, 1927
Think. Don't be a victim to idle consumption. Be a person.