The American TPU Clubhouse.

[the54thvoid]

Texans are fiercely proud people. No? My point being, they would regard themselves as very unique. Much fighting has been done in Texas, much independence. The US is made of many states, not all of which would be considered equal. Without Texas there would be no 'Walker, Texas Ranger'.

[TheMailMan78]

Originally Posted by mastrdrver

Even Godzilla wishes he was an American.
http://www.highwaygirl.com/hwg/images/godzilla.jpg

Everyone does. Its to be expected at this point.

Originally Posted by the54thvoid

Texans are fiercely proud people. No? My point being, they would regard themselves as very unique. Much fighting has been done in Texas, much independence. The US is made of many states, not all of which would be considered equal. Without Texas there would be no 'Walker, Texas Ranger'.

We are all independent.......and AWESOME!

[_JP_]

Can I be an American?

[garyinhere]

Originally Posted by _JP_

Can I be an American?

Yes

[mastrdrver]

Originally Posted by the54thvoid

Texans are fiercely proud people. No? My point being, they would regard themselves as very unique. Much fighting has been done in Texas, much independence. The US is made of many states, not all of which would be considered equal. Without Texas there would be no 'Walker, Texas Ranger'.

They once named a street in Texas, Walker Texas Ranger. They had to change the name shortly after because everyone who cross it died.

Because no on crosses Chuck Norris and lives!

[_JP_]

How can I become an American?

[TheMailMan78]

Originally Posted by _JP_

Can I be an American?

Of course. Just move here and start being awesome.

[_JP_]

Originally Posted by TheMailMan78

Of course. Just move here and start being awesome.

Will do. I'll arrive riding a Racing-red pterodactyl that shoots lasers from it's nostrils, while I'm having sexual relations, with an attractive woman, to the sound of heavy-metal and drinking beer and shooting a gun. She will have orgasms every time I release a beer-fart. The pterodactyl will be carrying a M1A1 Abrams on it's paws.
I can improve this, though. Just give me ideas.

[Wrigleyvillain]

[TheMailMan78]

Originally Posted by _JP_

Will do. I'll arrive riding a Racing-red pterodactyl that shoots lasers from it's nostrils, while I'm having sexual relations, with an attractive woman, to the sound of heavy-metal and drinking beer and shooting a gun. She will have orgasms every time I release a beer-fart. The pterodactyl will be carrying a M1A1 Abrams on it's paws.
I can improve this, though. Just give me ideas.

Its a good start. Needs work but its definitely a positive start.

[streetfighter 2]

I see MailMan's troll effort is succeeding admirably. Jolly good show.

Originally Posted by Peter Ferrara
An American

You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So I just thought I would write to let them know what an American is, so they would know when they found one.

An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or Afghan. An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.

An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them choose.

An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.

An American is from the most prosperous land in the history of the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God given right of each man and woman to the pursuit of happiness.

An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country. As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan. The best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best athletes.

Americans welcome the best, but they also welcome the least. The national symbol of America welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed.

These in fact are the people who built America. Some of them were working in the Twin Towers in the morning of September 11, earning a better life for their families. [I've been told that the people in the Towers were from at least 30, and maybe many more, other countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.]

So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.

So look around you. You may find more Americans in your land than you thought were there. One day they will rise up and overthrow the old, ignorant, tired tyrants that trouble too many lands. Then those lands, too, will join the community of free and prosperous nations.

And America will welcome them.

I don't necessarily believe all of that. But I believe it's something that we should aspire to.

[1Kurgan1]

Filing in to see whats going on.

[Frick]

Looks like he's peeing. Godzilla I mean.

[mastrdrver]

That's normal when foreigners come to America.

[erocker]

As an American I haven't been very proud of America for some time. America F***k no.

Haters gonna hate.

[_JP_]

Well, I guess the TSA is something to be ashamed of, but there are other things...better ones.

[TheMailMan78]

Originally Posted by erocker

As an American I haven't been very proud of America for some time. America F***k no.

Haters gonna hate.

I'm proud of America. Just not of the government. America is a state of mind.

[TheLaughingMan]

Erocker, how dare you make a Being John Malkovich reference in your profile without telling me.

And AMERICA, I LIVE HERE!

[erocker]

Originally Posted by TheMailMan78

I'm proud of America. Just not of the government. America is a state of mind.

The government are our elected representatives elected by the majority of blind sheep idiots. America is dead, though it lives on war and oil.

[TheMailMan78]

Originally Posted by erocker

The government are our elected representatives elected by the majority of blind sheep idiots. America is dead, though it lives on war and oil.

America is so awesome some Americans can't even process the awesome.

[_JP_]

Originally Posted by erocker

The government are our elected representatives elected by the majority of blind sheep idiots. America is dead, though it lives on war and oil.

Err...that...that goes for the rest of the world too...just not with war and oil...more like drugs and other stuff...

[qubit]

Originally Posted by TheMailMan78

Shit we already got a McDonald's on Mars.

This one?

[erixx]

Edit: Wow, this is great thread, great fun, great kudos to the big and fat Creator, hahaha

[erocker]

Originally Posted by _JP_

Err...that...that goes for the rest of the world too...just not with war and oil...more like drugs and other stuff...

I hold my country to a higher standard. I haz dissapoint. Really though, there's a lot of great things about America, I just don't like the corporations... erm people running it.


It's a TRAP!

[erixx]

lol erocker, thanks