Help I think I just got hacked! - Page 3

_JP_ · Jul 14, 2011, 12:46 AM

Conversation suggestion :
Caller : Hi, I'm from <vendor> and it looks like your computer is about to be toast.
You : Yeah, I like toast, but I'm more of a bacon man.
Caller : Sir, do you understand the seriousness of the situation with your computer?
You : Yeah, I do. I'm just frying bacon on one of the heatsinks.
Caller : I...I don't think you're supposed to do that.
You : Who are you to tell me what to do with my computer! Click.

One could replace "computer", in the last line, with "GTX480".

qubit · Jul 14, 2011, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _JP_

Conversation suggestion :
Caller : Hi, I'm from <vendor> and it looks like your computer is about to be toast.
You : Yeah, I like toast, but I'm more of a bacon man.
Caller : Sir, do you understand the seriousness of the situation with your computer?
You : Yeah, I do. I'm just frying bacon on one of the heatsinks.
Caller : I...I don't think you're supposed to do that.
You : Who are you to tell me what to do with my computer! Click.

One could replace "computer", in the last line, with "GTX480".

Nothing to apologize for - it's called creativity and it's not born in a vacuum. Nice one.

NAVI_Z · Jul 14, 2011, 01:04 AM

man i dont remember the last time i laughed so hard!

no disrespect to the OP.

jsfitz54 · Jul 14, 2011, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreij

Conversation suggestion :
Caller : Hi, I'm from <vendor> and it looks like your computer is about to be toast.
You : How can I get blood out of my carpet?
Caller : What?
You : You know, lot's of blood on a carpet? What works to get that out, because I think the police are on the way.
Caller : Well I don't really know what you are ...
You : Shit, they're here. Gotta go. Click.

What you need in this scenario is a large amount of Hydrogen Peroxide and and a good defense attorney on speed dial!

1nf3rn0x · Jul 14, 2011, 09:27 AM

HAHA, they rang back and I said he is wrong and he's a lieing mfer and I'm going to sue his ass(as a joke). Then I got ear raped by an angry Indian!...XD

He should not be bothering me anymore

de.das.dude · Jul 14, 2011, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1nf3rn0x

HAHA, they rang back and I said he is wrong and he's a lieing mfer and I'm going to sue his ass(as a joke). Then I got ear raped by an angry Indian!...XD

He should not be bothering me anymore

just to be clear it wasn't me. but i suspect btarunr

ShiBDiB · Jul 14, 2011, 09:55 AM

This thread is proof that the aussies can never say their smarter then americans.. ever again

qubit · Jul 14, 2011, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by de.das.dude

just to be clear it wasn't me. but i suspect btarunr

Actually, it was me, with a fake accent.

1nf3rn0x · Jul 14, 2011, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShiBDiB

This thread is poof that the aussies can never say their smarter then americans.. ever again

I'm pretty sure your smart. I just turned 15 FYI.

ShiBDiB · Jul 14, 2011, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1nf3rn0x

I'm pretty sure your smart. I just turned 15 FYI.

A typo makes me stoooooopid

1nf3rn0x · Jul 14, 2011, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShiBDiB

A typo makes me stoooooopid

It does, especially with that immaturity.

ShiBDiB · Jul 14, 2011, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1nf3rn0x

It does, especially with that immaturity.

Where was I immature? haha your the one turning a harmless joke comment into an all out assault on your countries pride and reputation...

1nf3rn0x · Jul 14, 2011, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShiBDiB

haha your the one turning a harmless joke comment into an all out assault on your countries pride and reputation...

No more on this topic. Let's just forget about it.

blue.dot · Jul 20, 2011, 04:54 PM

Steevo · Jul 20, 2011, 05:04 PM

They use the same software as logmein123 does.

I would love to have them call me. I could assist them with mapping their connection and then submitting it to abuse of epic proportions.

Hotobu · Jul 21, 2011, 09:53 PM

Yeah I find it hard to believe that someone under the age of 40 fell for this, and if the OP hasn't formatted his PC by now then he deserves to be screwed over by malware.

Jul 14, 2011, 12:46 AM	#51
_JP_ Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Portugal Posts: 2,122 (1.87/day) Thanks: 1,957 Thanked 647 Times in 468 Posts System Specs	I'm so sorry I copied your idea Kreij. But this jumped right in my head. Conversation suggestion : Caller : Hi, I'm from <vendor> and it looks like your computer is about to be toast. You : Yeah, I like toast, but I'm more of a bacon man. Caller : Sir, do you understand the seriousness of the situation with your computer? You : Yeah, I do. I'm just frying bacon on one of the heatsinks. Caller : I...I don't think you're supposed to do that. You : Who are you to tell me what to do with my computer! Click. One could replace "computer", in the last line, with "GTX480".

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Jul 14, 2011, 01:04 AM	#53
NAVI_Z Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 214 (0.21/day) Thanks: 405 Thanked 37 Times in 33 Posts System Specs	man i dont remember the last time i laughed so hard! no disrespect to the OP.

Jul 14, 2011, 09:27 AM	#55
1nf3rn0x Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 1,712 (1.27/day) Thanks: 512 Thanked 334 Times in 244 Posts System Specs	HAHA, they rang back and I said he is wrong and he's a lieing mfer and I'm going to sue his ass(as a joke). Then I got ear raped by an angry Indian!...XD He should not be bothering me anymore __________________

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Jul 14, 2011, 09:55 AM	#57
ShiBDiB Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 3,131 (1.77/day) Thanks: 98 Thanked 612 Times in 459 Posts System Specs	This thread is proof that the aussies can never say their smarter then americans.. ever again __________________ My Heatware Last edited by ShiBDiB; Jul 14, 2011 at 10:06 AM.

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Jul 20, 2011, 04:54 PM	#64
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Jul 20, 2011, 05:04 PM	#65
Steevo Eligible for custom title Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,567 (2.02/day) Thanks: 238 Thanked 979 Times in 729 Posts System Specs	They use the same software as logmein123 does. I would love to have them call me. I could assist them with mapping their connection and then submitting it to abuse of epic proportions. __________________ “it would have been perfect....its got trains and the line"tech your kids not to do what iv done"(or similar) because i had obviously done something to warrent 2 e-thugs to come 4000miles out of their way and kill me.” -Solaris17 “yeah i failed. i noticed the "coming soon" part after i posted.” -Mussels “people are just stupid.” -W1zzard Yes I am evil, yes you can have some.

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Jul 21, 2011, 09:53 PM	#66
Hotobu Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 270 (0.39/day) Thanks: 16 Thanked 39 Times in 32 Posts System Specs	Yeah I find it hard to believe that someone under the age of 40 fell for this, and if the OP hasn't formatted his PC by now then he deserves to be screwed over by malware.

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