The TPU UK Clubhouse - Page 376

cheesy999 · Jul 21, 2011, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by theoneandonlymrk

you cant get drunk on 12 cups of coffee and 3 js dude

eh n I might be listestic disleptic dislexic.. stupid yopu dont kno

you sound like this guy

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Originally Posted by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCYQL8ouqw&feature=related

1. OMG I'M LIEK ONLY 16 LOLOLOL I FREAKIN LUVVVVVV TEH BEATLES <333
2. THUMBS UP IF UR WATCHIN IN 2011 TOO LOLOLOLOLOL
3. THE DISLIKE BAR IS THE SIZE OF JUSTIN BEAVERS PENIS LOLOLOLOL
4. ALSO THUMBS UP IF U LOVE THE BEATLES AS MUCH AS I DO. LOL I'M ONLY LIEK 16 YEARS OLD LOLOLOLOL
5. 56 PEOPLE HAVE SUCKED JUSTIN BIEBERS DICK. I'M ONLY SIXTEEN YEARS OLD AN I LOVE TEH BEATLES LOLOLOL
6. TEH BEST PART IS 0:00 - 3:55 LOL THAT'S THE ENTIRE VIDEO LOLOLOLOLOLOL I'M 16

that might of been a small hyperbole

theoneandonlymrk · Jul 21, 2011, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by cheesy999

you sound like this guy

Av you mic'd my ouse.

shit im not that bad guy, im from manchester not oxford so i talk/type like i do simples

FreedomEclipse · Jul 21, 2011, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theoneandonlymrk

you cant get drunk on 12 cups of coffee and 3 js dude

eh n I might be listestic disleptic dislexic.. stupid yopu dont kno

are you sure??

Are you sure the person serving the coffee didnt slip any roofies in or beat you over the back of the head with something?? Im really worried about you! Id seek medical assistance!!

theoneandonlymrk · Jul 21, 2011, 08:06 PM

no im fine just different from you.

FreedomEclipse · Jul 21, 2011, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by theoneandonlymrk

no im fine just different from you.

of course you are! you're very special!!

theoneandonlymrk · Jul 21, 2011, 08:09 PM

if you say so, I am for one thing a calm, sensible headed mofo despite your low opinion and derision.

FreedomEclipse · Jul 21, 2011, 08:15 PM

I was messing lol. anyone in this clubhouse will tell you not to take me so seriously!

theoneandonlymrk · Jul 21, 2011, 08:30 PM

i figured you were and didnt want to be insultin.

wasnt worried either way as im sanguinely chilled

http://www.scan.co.uk/products/1gb-g...2x-dvi-hdmi-dp

considering buying this but what do they mean by pre order, how long is the wait do you reckon?

FreedomEclipse · Jul 21, 2011, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by theoneandonlymrk

considering buying this but what do they mean by pre order, how long is the wait do you reckon?

anywhere between 2-3weeks. thats what they usually do to gain peoples interest. but it also depends on what the item is as well.

KieranD · Jul 21, 2011, 09:00 PM

Non compos mentis.

cheesy999 · Jul 21, 2011, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by KieranD

Non compos mentis.

You may also be having keyboard problems...

MightyMission · Jul 21, 2011, 09:09 PM

lockstock for mangled/monged/blazin/comfortable numb/creatured orrr insert euphemism here>

KieranD · Jul 21, 2011, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheesy999

you may also be having keyboard problems...

weesht!

FreedomEclipse · Jul 21, 2011, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheesy999

You may also be having keyboard problems...

OR

He could be welsh or having a stroke!

cheesy999 · Jul 21, 2011, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreedomEclipse

OR

He could be welsh or having a stroke!

Someone call 999, he used vowels!

KieranD · Jul 21, 2011, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreedomEclipse

OR

He could be welsh or having a stroke!

lol no man...

scaminatrix · Jul 21, 2011, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MightyMission

lockstock for mangled/monged/blazin/comfortable numb/creatured orrr insert euphemism here>

Aaaaayyyy, how you doing man?

scaminatrix · Jul 21, 2011, 11:02 PM

Aah this made me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Txf...eature=related

Radio 1 prank calling a Scottish pizza delivery place.

KieranD · Jul 21, 2011, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scaminatrix

Aah this made me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Txf...eature=related

Radio 1 prank calling a Scottish pizza delivery place.

Do you do liver?
OF COURSE WE DE"LIVER".
Can i have a liver and pineapple pizza?
What liver we dont do liver... yeah but you said you do liver?
NAW A SAID WE DELIVER.

ROFL

scaminatrix · Jul 21, 2011, 11:33 PM

I like the way he clocks on - "Anita Gofradump? (2second pause while he says it again in his head) YOU F*(&^$& WEE £%$*" --- priceless!

It's the same place every time aswell (for those who haven't figured)

MightyMission · Jul 22, 2011, 08:14 AM

Alright my man!
Things kinda wild and rugged here..but i'm sure thats a universal thing across the board.
On the upside however it's friday and i can release some moneys so i'd like to make you significantly richer but i will just be making you partially richer :/
I've been offered one of these (with 4gb ram)
http://h40059.www4.hp.com/uk/commerc...erience=direct
seems ok but it's no use to me,how much should i jog something like that on for?i need the money more than i need shelf fodder

kurosagi01 · Jul 22, 2011, 09:22 AM

If the laptop is free then take it lol,if not i think you can probably get a better laptop for whatever their charging you?

MightyMission · Jul 22, 2011, 09:30 AM

well its only 35 + post from SA

but the mrs's dad owns a shipping firm in durban so i should think the post will be negligible.

scaminatrix · Jul 22, 2011, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MightyMission

Alright my man!
Things kinda wild and rugged here..but i'm sure thats a universal thing across the board.
On the upside however it's friday and i can release some moneys so i'd like to make you significantly richer but i will just be making you partially richer :/
I've been offered one of these (with 4gb ram)
http://h40059.www4.hp.com/uk/commerc...erience=direct
seems ok but it's no use to me,how much should i jog something like that on for?i need the money more than i need shelf fodder

Aah, Friday's, they're magical things aren't they? What would you be liking out of my fine shopping establishment my kind sir whatho whatho whatho

I just got back from meeting dhdude and ears1991 to buy my new GTX470. Really nice guys, wish I didn't have to do one so quick

My son got one of those kids Angus burger's from Burger King:

He took one look at it and shouted "Dad, this looks like little boobs"

I nearly choked on my drink!

That lappy looks like £300 - £400 new, I'd say £200 if it's working and clean. Maybe more if it's decent condition? I'm unsure of lappy's tbh, but that's what I would try for.

MightyMission · Jul 22, 2011, 01:33 PM

I wont be purveying or perusing today but i will be postulating on the perverse nature of BK burgers haha
the lappy is on its way to me now,i looked up the price on those 478 core2duos cpu's alone and if something fails out of this "fully working" lappy i will be able to make back my outlay by breaking it up.

I'm back home in eastbourne now and i doff my cap to you sir!

I didn't beleive ddr2 could do 1T but that platinum does 4-4-4-12 1T@880 which is the best i can ask(and probably best of all) my trusty old destroyer is back to life albeit with one dead pci-e slot...
I got such a hankering for BK that i bought 2 on my way out of town yesterday because eastbourne dont have BK

Sacrilege!
Near on 2 years i been living in the belly of the beast with nary so much as an angus much less a double whopper to keep my spirits up..

how you finding the 470?is it ref or twin fan jobby?

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Jul 21, 2011, 08:06 PM	#9379
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Jul 21, 2011, 08:09 PM	#9381
theoneandonlymrk Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: republic of mancunia UK Posts: 2,204 (1.89/day) Thanks: 845 Thanked 362 Times in 302 Posts System Specs	if you say so, I am for one thing a calm, sensible headed mofo despite your low opinion and derision. __________________

Jul 21, 2011, 08:15 PM	#9382
FreedomEclipse Crazy Dogmatic Bullsh!t! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: (British Born Chinese) London, United Kingdom Posts: 7,522 (3.38/day) Thanks: 824 Thanked 1,604 Times in 1,284 Posts System Specs	I was messing lol. anyone in this clubhouse will tell you not to take me so seriously! __________________ “I used to be a serial upgrader like you, then i took a downgrade to the knee” -FreedomEclipse

Jul 21, 2011, 08:30 PM	#9383
theoneandonlymrk Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: republic of mancunia UK Posts: 2,204 (1.89/day) Thanks: 845 Thanked 362 Times in 302 Posts System Specs	i figured you were and didnt want to be insultin. wasnt worried either way as im sanguinely chilled http://www.scan.co.uk/products/1gb-g...2x-dvi-hdmi-dp considering buying this but what do they mean by pre order, how long is the wait do you reckon? __________________ Last edited by theoneandonlymrk; Jul 21, 2011 at 08:37 PM.

Jul 21, 2011, 09:00 PM	#9385
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Jul 21, 2011, 09:09 PM	#9387
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Jul 21, 2011, 11:02 PM	#9393
scaminatrix Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: By the Channel Tunnel, Kent, England Posts: 2,432 (2.07/day) Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 802 Times in 672 Posts System Specs	Aah this made me laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Txf...eature=related Radio 1 prank calling a Scottish pizza delivery place. __________________ MKMods Tribute Rig - the Power of the Community HeatWare Did I make the 2,000,000th post? If an 8 Core can hit 6Ghz with an H100 i'll post pictures of my hot fiance - Pestilence Every day I come to this site, I am reminded why I come to this site every day!!! - Iggster

Jul 21, 2011, 11:33 PM	#9395
scaminatrix Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: By the Channel Tunnel, Kent, England Posts: 2,432 (2.07/day) Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 802 Times in 672 Posts System Specs	I like the way he clocks on - "Anita Gofradump? (2second pause while he says it again in his head) YOU F(&^$& WEE £%$" --- priceless! It's the same place every time aswell (for those who haven't figured) __________________ MKMods Tribute Rig - the Power of the Community HeatWare Did I make the 2,000,000th post? If an 8 Core can hit 6Ghz with an H100 i'll post pictures of my hot fiance - Pestilence Every day I come to this site, I am reminded why I come to this site every day!!! - Iggster

Jul 22, 2011, 08:14 AM	#9396
MightyMission Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 225 (0.28/day) Thanks: 126 Thanked 119 Times in 110 Posts System Specs	Alright my man! Things kinda wild and rugged here..but i'm sure thats a universal thing across the board. On the upside however it's friday and i can release some moneys so i'd like to make you significantly richer but i will just be making you partially richer :/ I've been offered one of these (with 4gb ram) http://h40059.www4.hp.com/uk/commerc...erience=direct seems ok but it's no use to me,how much should i jog something like that on for?i need the money more than i need shelf fodder

Jul 22, 2011, 09:22 AM	#9397
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Jul 22, 2011, 09:30 AM	#9398
MightyMission Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 225 (0.28/day) Thanks: 126 Thanked 119 Times in 110 Posts System Specs	well its only 35 + post from SA but the mrs's dad owns a shipping firm in durban so i should think the post will be negligible.

Jul 22, 2011, 01:33 PM	#9400
MightyMission Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 225 (0.28/day) Thanks: 126 Thanked 119 Times in 110 Posts System Specs	I wont be purveying or perusing today but i will be postulating on the perverse nature of BK burgers haha the lappy is on its way to me now,i looked up the price on those 478 core2duos cpu's alone and if something fails out of this "fully working" lappy i will be able to make back my outlay by breaking it up. I'm back home in eastbourne now and i doff my cap to you sir! I didn't beleive ddr2 could do 1T but that platinum does 4-4-4-12 1T@880 which is the best i can ask(and probably best of all) my trusty old destroyer is back to life albeit with one dead pci-e slot... I got such a hankering for BK that i bought 2 on my way out of town yesterday because eastbourne dont have BK Sacrilege! Near on 2 years i been living in the belly of the beast with nary so much as an angus much less a double whopper to keep my spirits up.. how you finding the 470?is it ref or twin fan jobby?

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