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Old Aug 15, 2012, 07:47 PM   #26
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Official entry.

Valve have announced the "Official apperture science Portal chair for gamers" now you too can feel whats it's to travel through a portal in the comfort of your own home.

*disclaimer Valve will not be liable for any harm/injury or death caused by the "Official apperture science Portal chair for gamers"
**The cake is a lie

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you know I've always wanted to sit on my back.
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Old Aug 15, 2012, 08:23 PM   #27
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official entry: I'M WANT MOAR GAMES !

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This chair is the modder's dream come true! Tired of spending days and days modding your old lousy PC just to get the hottest chicks in school????? Stop wasting your energy and get "Chair Mod-X!" This unbelievable ingenuity allows you, YES YOU!, to choose the kind of seat and backing. Why settle for an ordinary chair that has a seat and back already installed? You are a modder so mod away! Want a wooden seat instead of a comfy cushion? Go ahead? Like man meat sticking out of the chair seat for those most intimate of moments? Go ahead, we won't tell! The sky is the limit with this chair! Act now and we will throw in a year membership to your local chiropractor.

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Old Aug 15, 2012, 10:47 PM   #28
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Sweet Bloated Beaver Bladders !!!

There appears to be another prize at stake in the contest.

The prize is any game(s) you want on Steam gifted to you that total up to $100 US.

But there's a catch

The Steam prize will close prior to the SSD prize.
- If you choose to be in the running for the Steam prize, you will eliminate yourself from the SSD competition.
- If you stay in the SSD competition, you will eliminate yourself from being able to win the Steam prize.
So how much faith do you have in your entry to win either ??

If you want to try for the Steam prize, and thus be removed from the SSD competition, add this line to your official entry ...
"I'M WANT MOAR GAMES !"

If the above line is not in your entry, you will by default be in the running for the SSD and will not be considered for the Steam prize.

Such decisions ....
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Sweet Bloated Beaver Bladders !!!

There appears to be another prize at stake in the contest.

The prize is any game(s) you want on Steam gifted to you that total up to $100 US.

But there's a catch

The Steam prize will close prior to the SSD prize.
- If you choose to be in the running for the Steam prize, you will eliminate yourself from the SSD competition.
- If you stay in the SSD competition, you will eliminate yourself from being able to win the Steam prize.
So how much faith do you have in your entry to win either ??

If you want to try for the Steam prize, and thus be removed from the SSD competition, add this line to your official entry ...
"I'M WANT MOAR GAMES !"

If the above line is not in your entry, you will by default be in the running for the SSD and will not be considered for the Steam prize.

Such decisions ....
Holy jesus mother of god you have got to be one of, if not the, most generous people I have ever met. If you are EVER in the UK I am going to get you a pint.
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Old Aug 16, 2012, 07:32 PM   #31
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A new era in gaming cometh.

Introducing the new I-l33t3-st hyper modular bare bones gaming recliner.



With a super strong super light all aluminium construction the I-l33t-st is the ideal partner for all your lan party needs.

It's patented hyper modular design allows you to be in full control of your gaming experience.

Playing Skyrim? Why not opt to install some untreated boards of wood for that true to life old world experience!*

Perhaps you see yourself as more of a professional racer, the I-l33t-st even has the potential for a full size racing bucket seats to be installed!*


All this can be had for the low price of £335.99!

Order yours now and we'll include a sheet of bubble wrap for you to enjoy!





* I-l33t accepts no responsibility for any loss,harm or damage that may happen during the installation or use of a modified device
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Old Aug 16, 2012, 10:43 PM   #32
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hi! Billy mays here!!
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hi! Billy mays here!!
Back so soon?
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This new chair is the absolute epitome of modern living and saving space while doing it. The chair can easily accommodate up to four people with little to no discomfort! The chair can be placed in the usual "chair stance" for easy storage or to give your place a new look!

The "Chairanal" is made with industrial grade aluminium and stainless steel and is capable of holding up to 500KG! With NASA's top scientists having designed the chair, without a doubt you can trust that this will be a once in a life time investment opportunity as stocks are going to sell out fast! For only 12 payments of $19.99 you can have this beautiful piece in your room! Call within the next ten minutes and get your choice in a colour of black or grey! That's right folks! You get a free $60 paint job if you call within the next 10 minutes!

*Chairanal accepts no responsibility for rectal injuries*


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Old Aug 17, 2012, 03:08 PM   #35
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Wait ... what?!
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Old Aug 17, 2012, 05:16 PM   #36
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Choosing to take my chances at the SSD.
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Old Aug 17, 2012, 10:05 PM   #37
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Wait ... what?!
Hahahaha! Its from a joke. How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on one chair? Flip it upside down.
Well with chair you basically sit on the legs of it XD
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For a second I thought they were sitting on the spikes on the top. Now that would do some serious damage.
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For a second I thought they were sitting on the spikes on the top. Now that would do some serious damage.
because sitting on the legs wont?
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This thead needs some love so....


BUMP!!!!!

Also just a reminder to entrants.


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Sweet Bloated Beaver Bladders !!!

There appears to be another prize at stake in the contest.

The prize is any game(s) you want on Steam gifted to you that total up to $100 US.

But there's a catch

The Steam prize will close prior to the SSD prize.
- If you choose to be in the running for the Steam prize, you will eliminate yourself from the SSD competition.
- If you stay in the SSD competition, you will eliminate yourself from being able to win the Steam prize.
So how much faith do you have in your entry to win either ??

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"I'M WANT MOAR GAMES !"

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Old Aug 20, 2012, 02:14 AM   #41
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Official, like a boss

Windows 8 Chair: Useless Is More

I was going to make a nice visual and colorful words and whatnot, but I really don't want to win that badly. So a mini-entry for me.

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And again I read through the official entries to see people adding things to their chairs.. If you add super bucket seats it is no longer a chair with no seat, it has super bucket seats.. Can I add the rocket launcher and jet pack add on to my chair? You are supposed to take the "Existing" product and sell it. Not add a million things to it to actually make it useful..lol.. Good ads though.. XD

Regardless, bump, this thread needs moar lub.. lube.. love? something like that..

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I was going to make a nice visual and colorful words and whatnot, but I really don't want to win that badly. So a mini-entry for me.
PS: It's not an entry at all, unless you add the words "Official entry" up top..lol..
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offical one

Buy this chair, make some privacy .
1 place it next to yours.
2. When wife or mother-in-law disturbing you, just say: Oh, please , have a seat, we can have a nice chat!

They should go away, leave you alone for a couple hours.

I dont take any responsibility if someone pick it up and hit you with it.
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Official Entry!

The Sexachair 2000! (warning dirty stick figures under spoiler along with a great deal that will change your life forever)

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updated my entry. i really needs a SSD
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i like my chances for the games. i really could use some new games to help ease the stress of working all the time.
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i like my chances for the games. i really could use some new games to help ease the stress of working all the time.
wait...how are you gonna play the games if you're working all the time? Oh i get it, you like to see a full steam library even if you have no time to play anything on it. lol
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ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO !! The games prize is closed.

Winner : Easy Rhino
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Act now and we will throw in a year membership to your local chiropractor.
This made me lol and if you were old like me would appreciate the offer.

@ER, PM me with what you want from Steam, and do a friend invite to I can send them to you.

The SSD contest is still running ... tick tock tick tock ...
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ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO !! The games prize is closed.

Winner : Easy Rhino
Why? :

This made me lol and if you were old like me would appreciate the offer.

@ER, PM me with what you want from Steam, and do a friend invite to I can send them to you.

The SSD contest is still running ... tick tock tick tock ...
woot!!!!!!!!!
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