Unrealistic names for normal hardware

MyTechAddiction · Nov 8, 2012, 07:07 PM

I noticed for some time now that some Press Release and other posts on the site come with names that sound mighty impressive for a piece of normal hardware.This thread is dedicated to them ,so that that we can forever mock them.

I submit the first one:

Patriot Memory Supersonic RageXT 32 GB USB 3.0

Review here
http://www.techpowerup.com/reviews/P...GB_USB3/1.html

and this one

Evercool Unveils the Silent Shark CPU Cooler

http://www.techpowerup.com/174887/Ev...PU-Cooler.html

and also

uRage Exodus White Edition Gaming Keyboard

http://www.techpowerup.com/174792/Ha...-Keyboard.html

and this

FORCE M7 THOR Pro-laser Gaming Mouse

http://www.techpowerup.com/174707/GI...ing-Mouse.html

Techtu · Nov 8, 2012, 07:12 PM

Rig name in my system specs...

james888 · Nov 8, 2012, 07:30 PM

Rosewill RM-5000L and is an unrealistic name because its name is too realistic. Look. It has bullet weights.

MyTechAddiction · Nov 8, 2012, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by techtu

rig name in my system specs...

:d

MyTechAddiction · Nov 8, 2012, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by james888

http://images17.newegg.com/is/image/...59-Z01?$S300W$
Rosewill RM-5000L and is an unrealistic name because it is too realistic. Look. It has bullet weights.

Can you use the bullets in a real gun ?

It remembers me of a certain motherboard

phanbuey · Nov 8, 2012, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyTechAddiction

Can you use the bullets in a real gun ?

It remembers me of a certain motherboard

I bet you could put real bullets in the mouse LOL.

The one time you nerdrage, you kill your cat.

james888 · Nov 8, 2012, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phanbuey

I bet you could put real bullets in the mouse LOL.

The one time you nerdrage, you kill your cat.

Imagine trying to get that mouse through the airport

MyTechAddiction · Nov 8, 2012, 08:47 PM

AND
XPredator X1 Evil Black Edition Case

see it here http://www.overclockersclub.com/revi.../images/12.htm

MyTechAddiction · Nov 8, 2012, 08:51 PM

Qualcomm Atheros Announces Exclusive Availability of Killer DoubleShot on MSI Laptops ;its a bloody network adapter.

link http://www.techpowerup.com/174386/Qu...I-Laptops.html

MyTechAddiction · Nov 8, 2012, 09:06 PM

Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty Expands with Launch of XTD and Pure Models

Binge · Nov 8, 2012, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyTechAddiction

Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty Expands with Launch of XTD and Pure Models

http://www.techpowerup.com/img/12-10-24/223a.jpg

That's not a product name sir... tis an advertising headline.

MyTechAddiction · Nov 8, 2012, 09:23 PM

Just add the name of the product and it looks like this

Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty XTD
and
Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty Pure

Frag Maniac · Nov 8, 2012, 09:49 PM

How bout a wired mouse shaped like a P230!

http://technodorm.com/2007/11/24/gun...omputer-mouse/

Quote:

"...this mouse is now discontinued."

Orly?

I love Sig guns, but this is just too weird. Wonder if it doubles as a squirt gun to clean your display too. LOL

T4C Fantasy · Nov 8, 2012, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Techtu

Rig name in my system specs...

my rig name in my system specs

Binge · Nov 8, 2012, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyTechAddiction

Just add the name of the product and it looks like this

Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty XTD
and
Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty Pure

Those are not the product names.

MyTechAddiction · Nov 8, 2012, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Binge

Those are not the product names.

my bad

james888 · Nov 8, 2012, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T4C Fantasy

my rig name in my system specs

That too is advertising..

Techtu · Nov 8, 2012, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T4C Fantasy

my rig name in my system specs

Remind me to never buy any of your 2nd hand gear

micropage7 · Nov 8, 2012, 10:38 PM

yeah name is matter to gain attention, people would aware with good naming hardware

T4C Fantasy · Nov 8, 2012, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Techtu

Remind me to never buy any of your 2nd hand gear

theres a big white stain in the side grill of my tower case and its not that... but I tell people it is because it just seems right

MyTechAddiction · Nov 9, 2012, 12:36 PM

CM Storm Recon Gaming Mouse

Do I get a storm my room because that would be soo cool,

MyTechAddiction · Nov 9, 2012, 12:42 PM

Club3D HD 7850 Royal Queen 1 GB

erixx · Nov 9, 2012, 12:44 PM

"Windows XP"

Overloaded by experiences looking tru the windows

MyTechAddiction · Nov 9, 2012, 12:45 PM

Xilence Interceptor Pro

Does it come with a big V8?

MyTechAddiction · Nov 9, 2012, 12:47 PM

CM Storm Sentinel Advance II Laser Gaming Mouse

CM you really love these silly names!

Nov 8, 2012, 07:07 PM	#1
MyTechAddiction Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 48 (0.17/day) Thanks: 23 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Unrealistic names for normal hardware I noticed for some time now that some Press Release and other posts on the site come with names that sound mighty impressive for a piece of normal hardware.This thread is dedicated to them ,so that that we can forever mock them. I submit the first one: Patriot Memory Supersonic RageXT 32 GB USB 3.0 Review here http://www.techpowerup.com/reviews/P...GB_USB3/1.html and this one Evercool Unveils the Silent Shark CPU Cooler http://www.techpowerup.com/174887/Ev...PU-Cooler.html and also uRage Exodus White Edition Gaming Keyboard http://www.techpowerup.com/174792/Ha...-Keyboard.html and this FORCE M7 THOR Pro-laser Gaming Mouse http://www.techpowerup.com/174707/GI...ing-Mouse.html

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Nov 8, 2012, 07:12 PM	#2
Techtu Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Death Star... England. Posts: 1,592 (1.36/day) Thanks: 368 Thanked 490 Times in 340 Posts System Specs	Rig name in my system specs... __________________ Sig by JrRacinFan Live in the UK? Join the UK TPU Group!

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Nov 8, 2012, 07:30 PM	#3
james888 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Idaho Posts: 2,251 (3.26/day) Thanks: 441 Thanked 419 Times in 314 Posts System Specs	Rosewill RM-5000L and is an unrealistic name because its name is too realistic. Look. It has bullet weights. __________________ My Heat Natural Selection 2 (NS2) - FPS/RTS with depth. Link. Studios and publishers seem to have forgotten that games are supposed to be games, not CG films with playable action scenes. Link. Last edited by james888; Nov 8, 2012 at 08:24 PM.

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Nov 8, 2012, 08:47 PM	#8
MyTechAddiction Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 48 (0.17/day) Thanks: 23 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	AND XPredator X1 Evil Black Edition Case see it here http://www.overclockersclub.com/revi.../images/12.htm

Nov 8, 2012, 08:51 PM	#9
MyTechAddiction Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 48 (0.17/day) Thanks: 23 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Qualcomm Atheros Announces Exclusive Availability of Killer DoubleShot on MSI Laptops ;its a bloody network adapter. link http://www.techpowerup.com/174386/Qu...I-Laptops.html

Nov 8, 2012, 09:06 PM	#10
MyTechAddiction Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 48 (0.17/day) Thanks: 23 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty Expands with Launch of XTD and Pure Models

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Nov 8, 2012, 09:23 PM	#12
MyTechAddiction Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 48 (0.17/day) Thanks: 23 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Just add the name of the product and it looks like this Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty XTD and Roccat Kone Domination Dynasty Pure

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Nov 8, 2012, 10:38 PM	#19
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Nov 9, 2012, 12:36 PM	#21
MyTechAddiction Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 48 (0.17/day) Thanks: 23 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	CM Storm Recon Gaming Mouse Do I get a storm my room because that would be soo cool,

Nov 9, 2012, 12:42 PM	#22
MyTechAddiction Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 48 (0.17/day) Thanks: 23 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Club3D HD 7850 Royal Queen 1 GB

Nov 9, 2012, 12:44 PM	#23
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Nov 9, 2012, 12:45 PM	#24
MyTechAddiction Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 48 (0.17/day) Thanks: 23 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Xilence Interceptor Pro Does it come with a big V8?

Nov 9, 2012, 12:47 PM	#25
MyTechAddiction Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 48 (0.17/day) Thanks: 23 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	CM Storm Sentinel Advance II Laser Gaming Mouse CM you really love these silly names!

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