How to clean your toilet

effmaster · Sep 23, 2007, 04:33 PM

How To Clean Your Toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

rangerone766 · Sep 23, 2007, 04:36 PM

lol, i needed a good laugh. but if i did that to my cat, she would find a way to pay me back.

technicks · Sep 23, 2007, 04:36 PM

effmaster · Sep 23, 2007, 04:37 PM

I thought it was funny

niko084 · Sep 23, 2007, 04:37 PM

Wow!

Ben Clarke · Sep 23, 2007, 04:39 PM

Will it work with a dog?

effmaster · Sep 23, 2007, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben Clarke

Will it work with a dog?

Maybe A CHIHUAHUA

technicks · Sep 23, 2007, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effmaster

I thought it was funny

My cat made me write that down.

Ben Clarke · Sep 23, 2007, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effmaster

Maybe A CHIHUAHUA

Mines a Westie, nearly one year old. She should do?

niko084 · Sep 23, 2007, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by technicks

My cat made me write that down.

Thats actually kinda funny you say that my cat was on my lap looking at my screen when he saw the wet cat he jumped and ran into the closet....

*********
My cat is a little tweak...

keakar · Sep 23, 2007, 05:04 PM

ROFLMFAO

thank you for that

zekrahminator · Sep 23, 2007, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effmaster

Maybe A CHIHUAHUA

Golden Retriever, or more specifically, that thing from "Air Bud"

.

effmaster · Sep 23, 2007, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keakar

ROFLMFAO

thank you for that

Your welcome

keakar · Sep 25, 2007, 04:04 AM

i assume it will work just as good if you use the neighbors cat.

effmaster · Oct 1, 2007, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keakar

i assume it will work just as good if you use the neighbors cat.

yes it will !!!!!

go right ahead post your pictures of what happens

panchoman · Oct 1, 2007, 04:24 AM

effmaster · Oct 4, 2007, 04:05 AM

Dont use kittens whatever you do or else this will happen

JC316 · Oct 4, 2007, 04:30 AM

I have seriously considered doing this. I have 4 cats. One of them weighs 20lbs and is so freaking strong, I can barley hold him, one is a 17lbs "Jumper", one is a 15lbs, half bobcat "Biter", and the other one is a 13lbs "Clawer"

DaMulta · Oct 4, 2007, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JC316

I have seriously considered doing this. I have 4 cats. One of them weighs 20lbs and is so freaking strong, I can barley hold him, one is a 17lbs "Jumper", one is a 15lbs, half bobcat "Biter", and the other one is a 13lbs "Clawer"

use this one
half bobcat "Biter",

Wile E · Oct 4, 2007, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DaMulta

use this one
half bobcat "Biter",

hahahahaha. Yeah, then we'll have him posting in here about how part of his thumb is missing.

JC316 · Oct 4, 2007, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaMulta

use this one
half bobcat "Biter",

He has nerve issues anyway. He really needs some prozac slipped into his water. I would use the "springer", the only thing that scares him is the lawn mower. Everything else he is cool with.

aximbigfan · Dec 10, 2007, 03:32 PM

DO NOT WANT!!!!!

Chris

effmaster · Dec 13, 2007, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aximbigfan

DO NOT WANT!!!!!

Chris

whats that supposed to mean

Mussels · Jan 8, 2008, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effmaster

whats that supposed to mean

it means he's from 4chan.

RULE 34!

Woah Mama! · Jan 8, 2008, 02:34 PM

Well why not, cats use us for whatever they want and make us clean up their shit, so why not use them to help us clean where ours goes?

Sep 23, 2007, 04:33 PM	#1
effmaster Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Rocket City, Alabama (Huntsville) Posts: 1,013 (0.48/day) Thanks: 91 Thanked 78 Times in 37 Posts System Specs	How to clean your toilet How To Clean Your Toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog __________________ “i'd wear tpu panties.” -Random Murderer “Good to see that you have your issue resolved!!Can I have 700 dollars?” -3991vhtes Mussels i only pissed on the electric fence after i was told not to - DONT DO THAT.) Musselsif erotic thoughts made me have seizures, i'd stop looking at porn How to clean your toilet: http://forums.techpowerup.com/showthread.php?t=40450

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