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DAN W1zz and kreji...Dream
so i had a dream last night i woudllove to sahre with this forum....so it all started when i fell asleep and the dream began well what i thought was me waking up...i woke up only to be hit by a club or some other blunt object the pain was excrusiating...and i woke up with my hands bound with rope and a black peice of fabric over my eyes...i could tell i was in a trunck of a car by how it sounded and the way i was being rolled around..but i lapsed back out......i woke up sometime later when the car stopped the people pulled me out of the trunck my feet werent bound so i could walk but barely they had to help...the fabric over my eyes was black but it was thin so i could see i just go tpulled out of a grey crown victoria mid to late 80's....i was walked a little ways away from the car and kicked to my knees and picked back up so i was on my knees execution style...the blind fold was removed......it was late in the day....the sun was setting and it was really overcast so everything looked grey..i was in a uge train station that was really crowded i looked around me and i was about 10 feet infornt of a rail road with a parked train on it that seemed to be fully loaded with alot of propane cars hooked onto it..what i thought odd is that they were torn to bits they had huge hols in them like they had exploded or someone had a huge shotgun and blew holes in them...i looked up at the 2 guys in front of me...1 was about 6' 4" really tall very skinny guy...he wasnt tan it looked like he hadent been in the sun forever..his hair was black and wraped around the side of his head..the top of his head was bald and looked polished..he had a long sharp nose and dark brown black eyes he was wearing a tux standard color black with a black tie and white under shirt...the other man was shorter not much taller than myself maybe 5'10-11" he had blond hair and bright brown eyes...he was wearing more casual clothes som jeans and a grey t-shirt that said something on it..he was a little less skinny but no were near fat....out of the corner of my eye another man walks in from my left side from behind one of the train card behind me...he had somewhat more full fluffy hair it was a med brown and your normal brown eyes..and he was a tad husky but nothing crazy...i looked up at the guy in the tux and was like who are you people? the man in the tux replied...hey solaris how r u? i was like wtf? who r u ppl and why am i here? the guy in the tux looked over at the other guy that was with him in the car and said w1zz tell him why he's here...w1z replied why dont you dan?..."i dont have the time"...so w1zz looked at me and said solaris17 you are charged with planning to download dissasemble and ultimately reverse enineer GPU-Z and re publish it in your own name. i was like what are you talking about?..the man who stepped in from my side said w1zz can i say something? "sure kreji be my guest" in solaris's defense not only could he not consider this a viable option given his enrollment in the TPU community but he also lacks the technical and coding skill required to reverse engineer your application...Dan walked up and said that may be true however it doesnt matter now were all here and we cant take any chances...with that dan pulled a small dagger out of his pocket and stabbed my in the throgt blood was running down my shirt and squirting in my face and i fell to the side as soon as i hit the drityt i woke up
that shit is fucked...im spending to long on tpu.
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May 15, 2008, 03:58 AM
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Lol, you got PWNED by Dan!
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May 15, 2008, 04:12 AM
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TPUitis in advanced stages, you actually dream of....men, to begin with ; men you've never seen before.
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May 15, 2008, 04:13 AM
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lol i was like solaris17? who the fuck r u ppl?
 
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May 15, 2008, 04:14 AM
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 Wtf Dan?! Why do you have to be like that? I'm all honesty, I think someone needs to take a TPU break and get outside more.... 
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May 15, 2008, 04:15 AM
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but its my life and youll NEVER TAKE IT AWAY!
 lol j/k girls my life tpu is my job. and to get this perfectly clear i have never had nor plan on havng any intention to reverse engineer any of TPU's native software.
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May 15, 2008, 04:25 AM
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Wow that is fullon seeing W1zz that would be the eqivelant of seeing the pope
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May 15, 2008, 04:26 AM
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Thats some Twilight Zone shit there my freind
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May 15, 2008, 05:01 AM
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TPU much!?
lol thats kinda messed up...you should make a short film out of it... |
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May 15, 2008, 05:05 AM
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All i could do is lol.......a lot!
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May 15, 2008, 05:07 AM
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still lol over here
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May 15, 2008, 06:26 AM
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LMAO! Figures that it was Dan that whacked you. You need to PUT THE KEYBOARD DOWN and step AWAY from the PC.
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May 15, 2008, 08:14 AM
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I stabbed you right in the punctuation and layout lobe, Pwnd.
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May 15, 2008, 09:39 AM
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i suggest you hit the X in the top right, go out, get drunk and laid and dont come back until next week
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May 15, 2008, 10:04 AM
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so...solaris is now living in his nightmare and not his dream
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lol, dude go outside, heck do something, at least when i dream its about what my next quest is on WoW, not Dan stabbing me.
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spend alot more time with the gf mate dont worry about tpu for a wile when things like that happen its telling ya its definiltly time for a rest.
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@ Solaris : I tried to save you, but sometimes we must all make sacrifices in order to keep the secrets of GPU-Z safe.
@Dan : Can I have my knife back?
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I was always told not to eat cheese before bed cos it can bring on some weird dreams.
*EDIT* i just noticed the guy above me lives in cheeseland lmfao
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ya it was pretty crazy maybe ill make a flash film of it....or ill borrow a cam corder and reenact it with my friends....the TPU murder will be the title.
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this totally reminded me of this story
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