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your favorite TV/Movie quotes
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Most of mine are from the Simpsons. One of my faves: "Who is playing with the London Symphony Orchestra? Come on people, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra... possibly while high. Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your general direction." |
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"We are not the same. I'm an American. You're a sick asshole."
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"What does breast cancer have to do with sex?" "Are you a doctor? Did you go to med school? OK, what's her favorite position? Saddle-bronc or doggy? That's sex talk...""I don't see what this has to do with..." "Are you a doctor? Did you go to med school since the last time I asked?" "I'm eleven..."
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A group of cybernetic creatures from the future have traveled back through time to enslave the human race... and you're here to stop them?
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"I'm going to shoot you in the FACE!"
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"dude you sleep in a car."
"ya but it's a fucking sweet car" or "how much do clothes cost in the matrix"
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First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's just what we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these boys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors now. These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and they just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we got two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".
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"Oh noooo!! It's K-K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-k-kill me!"
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Pulp Fiction...Honey Bunny -"Any of you f..king pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf..king last one of ya!"
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"Now I have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho..." - Diehard!
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"GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!"
"CPU: Remain calm Kryten. This is your CPU speaking. There has been an accident. Both your legs have been crushed beyond repair. Your ambulatory system has been destroyed, and your life expectancy is currently estimated at 67 minutes. If there is any further news we will keep you updated. In the meantime, here is a little music. " "Kryten personal black box recording. Time: Unknown. Location: Unknown. Cause of accident: unknown. Perhaps if someone should find this recording, it might shed some light on what happened here. My short term memory has been erased. This I ascribe to the proximity of the magnetic coils from Starbug's rear engine. Secondly, due to the proximity of the magnetic coils, my short-term memory appears to have been erased. This, combined with the erasure of my short-term memory, has has left me a little disoriented, disoriented, disoriented." |
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"If you don't smoke Tarryltons, fuck you!"
"welcome to Costco, I love you...welcome to Costco, I love you...." "I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you." |
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Red Dwarf ftw!!
Rimmer: "Thats it, we're going to red alert!" Kryten: "Are you sure, sir? It would require changing the lightbulb"
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"It's the Bolivion navy off on manuvers in the south pacific!"
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"i bury those cockroach's"
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"And now for something completely different."
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Kiss my shiny metal ass.
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- We need to go to Canada, as soon as possible.
~ Ooh, Canada, okay, that pretty far. Gonna cost you a rot of money. Ret's see... How many people? - Four. ~ Four people, Canada, cost a rot of money. Gonna be about 6,500 dorrar. - How about 50 dorrar? ~ Fity dorrar? You fry to Canada cost you at-reast 3,000 dorrar. - 55 dorra. ~ Hey! Stop wasting my time with 55 dorrar! No way I take prane to Canada for ress than a thousand dorrar! - Okay... Sixty dorrar. ~ Sixty two dorrar. - Okay. ~ Okay, meet me Park County Air fierd, yerrow sesnut, tair number 432-G. . . ~ Hee hee. Never try to barter with Chinese man.
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Taken from "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
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"Holy Polaris Batman"! It was bound to happen! Hehe. Anyways, I find really bad movie quotes to be entertaining as well. "I'm the king of the world" from that awful movie Titanic comes to mind. Priceless.
![]() *Good Homer Simpson quote: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems |
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"The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle; they're on TV!" - Homer Simpson
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"It's good to be the king."
"Walk this way. . . " "A black sheriff?!!" "Do you know praying mantis?!" "Unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an english accent." "A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls . . . I made that up myself!" "How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?!" - "I'd about say you'd had enough!" "A chastity belt?! That'll chafe my willy . . ." "May the shwartz be with you!"
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