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Old Jun 21, 2008, 06:03 PM   #1
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your favorite TV/Movie quotes

list them!

Most of mine are from the Simpsons.

One of my faves: "Who is playing with the London Symphony Orchestra? Come on people, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra... possibly while high. Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your general direction."
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Old Jun 21, 2008, 09:31 PM   #2
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A group of cybernetic creatures from the future have traveled back through time to enslave the human race... and you're here to stop them?
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"ya but it's a fucking sweet car"
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First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's just what we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these boys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors now. These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and they just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we got two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".
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"We are not the same. I'm an American. You're a sick asshole."


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of the magnetic coils from Starbug's rear engine. Secondly, due to the proximity of the magnetic coils, my short-term memory appears to have been erased. This, combined with the erasure of my short-term memory, has has left me a little disoriented, disoriented, disoriented."
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"If you don't smoke Tarryltons, fuck you!"

"welcome to Costco, I love you...welcome to Costco, I love you...."

"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."
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Red Dwarf ftw!!
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- We need to go to Canada, as soon as possible.
~ Ooh, Canada, okay, that pretty far. Gonna cost you a rot of money. Ret's see... How many people?
- Four.
~ Four people, Canada, cost a rot of money. Gonna be about 6,500 dorrar.
- How about 50 dorrar?
~ Fity dorrar? You fry to Canada cost you at-reast 3,000 dorrar.
- 55 dorra.
~ Hey! Stop wasting my time with 55 dorrar! No way I take prane to Canada for ress than a thousand dorrar!
- Okay... Sixty dorrar.
~ Sixty two dorrar.
- Okay.
~ Okay, meet me Park County Air fierd, yerrow sesnut, tair number 432-G. . .
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Taken from "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

Quote:
Arthur: Ford?
Ford: Yeah?
Arthur: I think I'm a sofa...
Ford: [pause] I know how you feel...
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Quote:
Arthur: All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world.
Slartibartfast: No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that.
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"Holy Polaris Batman"! It was bound to happen! Hehe. Anyways, I find really bad movie quotes to be entertaining as well. "I'm the king of the world" from that awful movie Titanic comes to mind. Priceless.


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