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  1. Harlequin_uk New Member

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    When I got to the part that said Blizzard made Oblivion I quit reading.
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    lol a screenshot of Torchlight.
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    FordGT90Concept and Soup say thanks.
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    The sentence 'Oh God...' fits perfectly.
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    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

    and ppl wonder why I think religion is whats wrong with the world best troll ever
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    Are these people serious... :confused:

    "A good find Sister! Clearly there is no limit to the lows that Blizzard will go to to destroy our innocent children. I am certain they have gay orgies with animals all the time at their headquarters."
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    This is a pretty well-known satirical site. Usually the people who fall for this believe the Onion News is real as well.
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    yeah, you'z got trolled.
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    have you seen the rest of that thread? my God! there are actually people who believe and communicate in that way?!
    the rest of the forum is no better. at several times i actually think they're being ironic with their views. a lot of them say things like "i had to experience a sexual orgy just to tell you how much i condemn it"
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    FordGT90Concept "I go fast!1!11!1!"

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    1Kurgan1 The Knife in your Back

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    You might want to try reading the link right above your post before passing that judgement :slap: lol
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    brandonwh64 Addicted to Bacon and StarCrunches!!!

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    That is such a troll forum its unreal, The ex-prostitute is really hot though. Also they talk about beating children LOLZ
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    As a disciple of Jesus, I'll agree with your comments about religion. Although, I won't be purchasing Diablo III anytime soon either.

    ;)

    LC
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    brandonwh64 Addicted to Bacon and StarCrunches!!!

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    OK I just read this under one of their names "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study"
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    qubit Overclocked quantum bit

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    I've seen them before and this lot are nuts.

    They start their diatribe with "Brethren and Sistren". Sistren? WTF? :wtf:

    I stopped reading right there. This is a sick cult. End.

    Hey, I beat you Kreij for the shortest read. :p
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    It's a type of sarcastic forum. And they do it so well you don't realize whether they're serious or not. Their joke is to interpret the Bible in the most literal way.
    There was one thread once about one of their 'pastors' who gave underwear with a pedobear design to a member who said she was 15... :rolleyes:
    She even posted pictures.


    (OK, I think landoverbaptist will be getting record hits tonight!) :laugh:
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    brandonwh64 Addicted to Bacon and StarCrunches!!!

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    One of the Mod's there hates anal sex and trees.....
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    qubit Overclocked quantum bit

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    So you're saying this is the religious version of The Onion? Damn, what an awesome troll...
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    Black Panther Senior Moderator™ Staff Member

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    Basically... yes. Check this out..

    And okay.... I really shouldn't be doing this but here's the pedobear thread of that forum... :laugh:
    Though the sarcasm there was pretty obvious.
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    dat ass...
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    I can point you in the direction of a far more ludicrous stupid anti everything site than this that's supposed to be "CHRISTIAN"
    when i feel the "need to troll" its where i go for a laugh
    You should read this site's coverage of Skyrim and other popular titles

    best of all you can post without joining :laugh::laugh::laugh:

    " edit " and they dont ban you when you take the Piss out of them

    Want to watch a "Christian" review of the Game Skyrim

    go here only at your own risk
    http://christwire.org/2011/12/xtian-gaming-reviews-with-bryan-blake-skyrim/
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    Oh wow.... this made my day XD

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