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  1. Solaris17

    Solaris17 Creator Solaris Utility DVD

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    Title says it all. please make sure to ATTEMPT to list the title. My personal fav.

    Since when do the north koreans have themself a motherfuckin freeze ray?....
    what the fuck?
    *insert alien*

    -Crysis

    Honorable mentions the one liners from serious sam.
     
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    "This guy are sick"
    Aeris, FF7

    "Let's mosey"
    Cloud, FF7

    "Hello? Hello"
    Professor Sakharov, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

    "Get out of here Stalker!"
    Duty guard in hanger at bar, S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

    "I said come in, don't stand there!"
    Another goofy guard at the bar in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

    "Snake, look on the back of the CD case!"
    Colonel in the original MGS
     
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    Deus Ex (Agent Gunther and Anna Navarra standing in front of a vending machine):
     
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    "To catch a fly from the ass of Zeus is not worth my time, Hermes"
    Kratos, GOW3
     
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    " I go where I please, and I please where I go...!" :D Duke Nukem
     
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    "All your base are belong to us." --Toaplan, Zero Wing

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    BFBC2

    "No, no nonononono. He'll just send in some special ops douche bags with pussy ass hearbeat monitors on their guns instead of us."

    "Snowmobiles are for sissies."
     
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    Love the funny accents you can get from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. especially in Clear sky when talking to Duty squad commanders.

    Anyways here are some of my favs:

    Whenever the player stops in front of a duty squad commander and does nothing, the squad leader may say:
    "Thats the end of this conversation....well..whatever it was"
    "Nice talkin' to ya"
    "So much time wasted!!!!"
    "Unbunch your panties and tell me what you need"
    "Cat got your tongue or what?"
    "So..are we gonna have a conversation or what?"
    "Stop taking up my time and get to the point!" (sounding desperate)
    "My patience is growing thin"
    "Wow. What a silence performance, you got real talent"
    "An arse like you probably had a donkey for a mother" (If you wait for a long time XD)
    "You think I've got nothing better to do than this?"

    And when ever you meet loners with gasmasks they can sometimes say:
    "Cmon, spill the beans" (Gotta love the way they talk!)
    And loners without gasmasks sometimes say:
    "Cmooon, speeeel the beeenz"
     
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    Can't remember specific quotes but Blasto had some good ones.
     
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    U.S. Navy Fighters - "Let's get this guy!"
     
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    "Dont pray for easy lives my friends, pray to be stronger men"

    "Hail to the chief baby"

    "Never fight outta fear, but never fear to fight"

    JFK , Black Ops

    "Who needs ammo, when you have looks like mine"

    Nixon, Black Ops
     
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    "Get over here" - Scorpion (MK series) :laugh:
     
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    HL2 episode 2 - G-man
    "Dr. Freeeeemaaaan"

    Jedi Knight - Mysteries of the Sith - Mara Jade
    "I knew i was going to regret this"

    Kotor HK-47

    "Commentary: I say we blast the meatbag and save you the trouble, master"

    Starcraft - Archon

    "Power Overwhelming!"

    Counter Strike

    "Terrorists Win"
     
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    Mostly from RTS:

    "This is not Warcraft in space!" "It is much more sophisticated!" - Artanis, Starcraft

    "Need a light?" Terran Firebat, Starcraft

    "I-dentify Target..." (with matching accent) - Terran Siege Tank, Starcraft

    "(*mimicking the Flight of the Valkyries)" - Terran Siege Tank, Starcraft

    "Geronimo!" - US Airborne Infantry Regiments in Axis & Allies

    "Would you like some tea, sir?" - British Mechanized Regiments in Axis & Allies

    "It is a good day to die." Protoss Corsair, Starcraft

    "For the end of the world spell, press Ctrl Alt Delete" - Sorceress, Warcraft 3

    "I'll attract the enemy with my human mating call! - I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!" - Dyrad, Warcraft 3

    "In case of a water landing you may be used as a flotation device." - Terran Dropship, Starcraft

    "What happened to peace?!" - Peacekeeper, Red Alert 3

    "Who needs bombing today?" TEC's Krosov Siege Frigate, Sins of a Solar Empire

    "These missiles won't fire themselves." TEC's Javelis LRM Frigate, Sins of a Solar Empire

    "Opening new horizons..." TEC's Protev Colony Frigate, Sins of a Solar Empire

    "Talk is cheap." TEC's Kodiak Heavy Cruiser, Sins of a Solar Empire

    "Ready to swat some flies!" TEC's Garda Flak Frigate, Sins of a Solar Empire

    "They're history!" -Chrono Legionnaire, Red Alert 2

    "State the nature of your medical emergency!" - Terran Medic - Starcraft

    "What do you think will take you home after the war, writing a book about it or fighting it?" Sgt. Reznov, Call of Duty: World at War

    "Jerry's waiting..." "Shoot the f**ker!" "Get the f**kin' in there!" "Blow up that f**ker!" - Airborne, Company of Heroes

    "Weakness is the greatest sin." - Golbez (from Final Fantasy IV), Dissidia Final Fantasy

    "One way trip!" "Watch out for the bumps!" "FOR MY PEOPLE!" "Why don't you drive?!?" - Libya's Demolition Truck, Red Alert 2

    "We're the Airborne! We're supposed to be surrounded!" - Airborne, Company of Heroes

    "Don't mind the smoke. *cough* *cough* It's perfectly safe to breathe! *cough* *cough* - Moira Brown, Fallout 3

    "Right...what the hell kind of name is "Soap", eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?" - 22nd SAS Capt. John Price, on then Sgt. "Soap" MacTavish, CoD4: Modern Warfare

    "This is for the record: History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives, and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero. Because all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. His truth will be the truth. But only if he lives, and we die." - Capt. Price, intro to "Endgame", Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

    "I'm just curious, why am I so good?" "You know who the best star fighter in the fleet is?" "Yours truly." "I am invincible, that's right." - Terran Wraith, Starcraft

    "You called down the thunder..." "Now reap the whirlwind." - Terran Ghost, SC1

    "I fear no enemy, for the Khala is my strength!" "I fear not death, for our strength is eternal!" - Fenix, Starcraft

    "Have you ever noticed no one ever comes back to the barracks?" Terran Marine, SC2

    "All your base are belong to us." "Who said anything about cake?" Raven, SC2

    "I'm heavy metal!" Thor, SC2

    "Not all who wander are lost...some of us are drunk." ""My reputation precedes me. Otherwise I'd be late to all my appointments." Diamondback, SC2

    "We're grillin' and killin'" "Ahh...turns out I hate the smell of napalm in the morning." Firebat, SC2

    "Obstruction detected. Composition: titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: ZERO PERCENT!"
    "Communism is the very definition of failure!"
    "Democracy will never be defeated!"
    "The last domino falls here!" - Liberty Prime, Fallout 3

    "No cloud nor squall shall hinder us!" - Zidane, Final Fantasy IX
     
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    Sam: So, are you gonna stand there cracking jokes are are you gonna get ready for the EDF?
    Alec: What, we can't do both?

    Jenkins: I need to get a cupholder!

    -Red Faction: Guerrilla
     
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    I think the best FPS quote ever must be the one from FEAR when you own
    "Die motherfuckers". I found that really funny that when you typed somethinh like this when youre on fire in chat most noob admins would ban you but this game had these already built in ^^

    Blood 2 (1998) - Quotes

    * "Its howdy doody time kiddies, the baad man is here!"
    * "When you get to hell, tell them i sent you. You can get a group discount."
    * "If you run, you're only going to die tired.
    * "I'm gonna beat you like a bad step-child."
    * "If i'm going to miss getting into heaven... why miss it by inches?"
    * "Rest in pieces"
    * "And me without a spoon..."

    Battlefield Vietnam (theme word's actually real life propaganda from a radio) :

    How are you, GI Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war, to say nothing about a correct explanation of your presence over here. Nothing is more confused than to be ordered into a war to die or to be maimed for life without the faintest idea of what's going on. (Hanoi Hannah, 16 June 1967)
     
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    " 'The last thing you never see.' It was pretty accurate, and so were we." - Boone, Fallout: New Vegas

    "Enchantment!" - Sandal, Dragon Age: Origins

    "Before us stands the might of the darkspawn horde. Gaze upon them now, but fear them not! The man beside me is a native of Ferelden, now risen to the ranks of the Grey Wardens. He is proof that glory is within reach of us all. He has survived despite the odds, and without him, none of us would be here today. Today, we save Denerim! Today, we avenge the death of my brother, King Cailan! But most of all, today we show the Grey Wardens we remember and honor their sacrifice. FOR FERELDEN! FOR THE GREY WARDENS!!" - Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins

    "Battle Analysis: Red Chinese Victory IMPOSSIBLE!"
    "DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM!"
    "I DIE, SO THAT DEMOCRACY MAY LIVE!" - Liberty Prime, Fallout 3

    Arthas: You no longer have to sacrifice for your people. You no longer have to bear the weight of your crown. I've taken care of everything.
    Terenas: What is this? What are you doing, my son?
    Arthas: Succeeding you, father... - Warcraft 3
     
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    My Favorite, as you are distracted and doing something else other than playing the game... Duke Nukem is standing, then suddenly says in an impatient voice:

    "What are you wait'in for, Christmas?"
     
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    another +1 to streetfighter; my all time favourite quote is from Duke Nukem 3D

    "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta gum!"
     
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    Borderlands is full of good one-liners...
    • "Am I leaking?"
    • "I have two choices: I could sit here and listen to you wave your disgusting meat flaps, or I could stick an electrode up my back panel and call it paradise!"

    I was also playing the Supreme Commander 2 campaign last night (for the third time. yeah, really bored) and there are some really cheesy lines in there. So cheesy they're funny:
    • "He's saving your bacon sister."
     
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    What, you think we kidnap quarians and make them do the "hard work?" Not anymore, we don't.

    Krogan Mechanic @ Tuchanka - Mass Effect 2
     
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    "I Am Error" - Zelda 2
     
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