Discussion in 'Contests' started by W1zzard, Feb 16, 2011.
I am a Shinobi, because I got kicked out of barbor school but still wanted to weild blades.
With all the noobs in the thread, one of them should have said:
"I am Shinobi, because if I did not post this, you would never know I was here..."
I am a Shinobi,
Because I don't like to go slowly,
Filled with high end components,
To destroy my opponents,
I'm everything you'd like to be.
I’m a shinobi because, I am the groin-strike from the shadows, I am the steel behind the silken scarf, I am the entrepreneur clad as guttersnipe, the custodian of unguarded barroom beverages and the peculator of cigarette lighters provided in careless fashion, with full awareness of the location of all odd socks.
Im a Shinobi because Im so fast I never ever pass up such leet stuff!
I'm Shinobi because after I hit you over the head with my Shinobi, I can sneak right by.
A wise man once said.. "I am a Shinobi, because Shinobi is me"
"I'm a Shinobi because I just stole the BitFenix case"
I'm a Shinobi because I scream BELIEVE IT and rush headlong into my enemies!
I am a Shinobi because I can!
"I'm a Shinobi because I ran out of toilet paper"
I'm a Shinobi because i was told to be so.
I Shinobi, therefore I am
Im a Shinobi because Im on the cutting Edge.
I'm a Shinobi because i know Kung Fu.
I am a Shinobi, because i can walk on water
I am a Shinobi wif meh kittehs, I can haz a cheezburger!?
my english is very bad... but....
Soy un Shinobi porque jugué mucho tiempo al video juego Shinobi.
"I am a Shinobi beating the game Shinobi"
Sorry, it's an english speaking forums and I didn't want to see you lose your spot.
"I am Shinobi ,because i wouldn't have a chance to win a free case otherwise"
I am Shinobi, fore I can fap without waking wife.
EDIT; My Entry:
I'm a Shinobi, because my mom said I'd get all the girls.
I'm a Shinobi, because now you see me, now you're dead.
Can be translated to:
I'm a Shinobi, because I devoted much of my time to (playing) Shinobi, the video game.
I am shinobi, because my mom told me to do so
I am a Shinobi, because all the cool gang names were taken.
I'm a Shinobi because I played the Shinobi video game a lot.
Language is no barrier to TPU.
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