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Clean Egged House?

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  1. Azn Tr14dZ New Member

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    My house just got egged last night, and I'm pretty pissed. I feel like throwing some eggs and everyone's house near me....so pissed. What's a good way to remove the eggs?
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    pressure washer
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    It will also remove the paint if your not carefull
  4. Azn Tr14dZ New Member

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    Anything else besides a pressure washer? I don't want to rent that.
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    Dish-soap and water. Do it as soon as possible, the egg stains the paint.
  6. Azn Tr14dZ New Member

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    It's been like 12 hours, lol. I need to do something and do it quick. I want to finish as soon as possible so I can focus on egging someone else's house.
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    Do you know who did it? If you find out or know, just throw some bologna on their car body on a sunny day. Needless to say they will not be pleased :roll:
  8. Azn Tr14dZ New Member

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    I'll do that later.

    But does anyone know how to clean it? I tried just spraying it off with a hose, and it still there. Smells like @ss too...
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    I cleaned about half of it off, it's not done yet, but I know what to do now.

    Also, I know who did it! Any ideas on what I should do back?
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    Burn down their house..
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    JC316 Knows what makes you tick

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    Well, personally, I would roll their house (Toilet paper), take the valve stems out of their tires and throw bologna on the hood of the car.
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    YES! DO IT!
    Also, hide a dead fish in thier hubcap, like in that 70's show
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    I like the bologna idea, they drive a Porsche so hell yeah! What else?!?
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    Water in the gas tank, if you can pry open the fuel cap.
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    just light there house..
  16. Azn Tr14dZ New Member

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    If I do these things...can I get in trouble because I'm sure they'll know I did it...
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    Damn kids.

    * Slash their tires,
    * spray paint something on their garage door,
    * egg them (with rotten eggs),
    * make some envelopes that look like bills and put a goatse in, and load into mailbox
    * ect...

    Chris
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    Actually, in all seriousness....I think you should just let it all blow over.


    If you don't do anything, they'll do one of three things.

    If they have any form of conscience/sense of right and wrong, they'll come up to you and apologize/offer to clean up what's left of the mess.

    If they're just having a little fun, they won't do it again.

    If they're assholes and think you're a pushover, they'll do it again. Please show them who they're dealing with, and royally maul their Porsche.


    However, if you go royally maul their Porsche now, then you'll both have a putrid hatred of one another from now 'till the end of time. And chances are, considering where you're living (America with all these poser gangsters and paranoid parents), it will either end in bloodshed or legal action.
  19. Azn Tr14dZ New Member

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    I guess you're right...I'll just clean it and let it go...w/e
    zekrahminator says thanks.
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    hat Maximum Overclocker

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    how about you call the cops
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  21. Azn Tr14dZ New Member

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    LOL it's not like the cops ever do anything.
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    I think they've got too many doughnuts to eat, than to be thinking about the culpits behind an egging... it's just a house to them after all.
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    Back to the subject of cleaning the eggs, go to the local Autozone (or any car parts store) and pick up some industrial-strength degreaser, that should make the eggs come right off :).
  24. Azn Tr14dZ New Member

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    Actually I mixed half water and half laundry detergent and the eggs were coming off pretty easy. Eggs are protein, and laundry detergent has enzymes so it was easier than just using water...I cleaned about half, the other half I'll get tomorrow.
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    That works too, nice thinking :).

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