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Contest: Flatter Or Abuse The Moderators

Discussion in 'Contests' started by Kreij, Apr 25, 2011.

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  1. qubit

    qubit Overclocked quantum bit

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    Thanks K, but the link is broken.

    Dammit, why is that Thanks button disabled here? I wanna click it against your post! :cry:

    EDIT: I see you meant to link to www.rhymezone.com Very handy. :D
     
  2. DanTheBanjoman Señor Moderator

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    Improbable as this may be
    This contest is a trap for all of thee
    The prize is a ban for those that abuse W1z and his staff
    And as a byproduct we might get a laugh

    Though whatever I say, nobody trusts the Banjo's word
    This warning will surely go unheard.
    Go ahead and do your job, Kreij
    Ban all the trolls on the 20th of May.
     
  3. streetfighter 2

    streetfighter 2 New Member

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    I'm not entering the contest, I'm just obliged to respond (in kind) to DanTheBanjoman:

    w1zzard is busy blowing lines
    his whores are amazing

    DanTheBanjoman is writing lies
    none of which phase me

    Mussels lives in a pile of hay
    smack-dab in the USA

    Everyone else go suck a ****
    guess what rhymes with techpowerup?

    --streetfighter 2:D
     
  4. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    Sorry about that, I fixed the link in my post. I forgot the end quotation mark. lol

    Anyway, to those concerned about the difficulty ... I wrote this in about 5 minutes.

    No, I can't win ... yes, I can post stupid poems. :roll:
     
  5. AphexDreamer

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    Everyday I await as in some great fate that I might debate
    But alas as I smoke some grass these mods never let me create
    DTB, BP, Special K and E never let me troll cause they be hattin me
    These mods all quick and ellict tend to forget just exactly who they messin wit
    Flaming so what, warezing you get that banning
    Howz about I infract those TPU Lab Rats
    But let me tell ya as I roll ya just the way things are
    My name is Aphex and I be schoolin yall
     
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  6. garyinhere

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    mussels is a kind of special friend that has vast knowledge in the forum land
    he knows audio and video too if you need storage he'll know what to do
    but if you want to piss him off bring up torrents and post his real pic to set him off
    erocker sets back and rolls his eyes and acts surprised as mussels cries
    Rhino taunts and makes it worse, while sneekypeet sorts through this public domain curse
    gary knows and so do you, if you post a picture what people will do
    If it's on google you made it fair game and gary lols cause he knew you'd complain.
    you try and you try to get me banned but understand you fell for my :p



    edit: will a picture invalidate my submission?
     
  7. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    Depends upon the picture. If it's falls afoul of TPU rules ... yes it will.

    This contest thread could be epic even by internet standards. :roll:
     
  8. garyinhere

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    lets say it's a picture I found on google that is free domain... ie not owned by anyone but might be a picture of somebody?
     
  9. erocker

    erocker Super Moderator Staff Member

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    No. Pictures aren't necessary or needed.
     
  10. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    If it is a picture of someone here on TPU IRL ... do not post it. Public domain or not.
    Thanks. :toast:
     
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    Admins like w1zzard are red
    Mods like mussels are blue
    except that erocker is green
    and danthebanjoman too

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've butchered this poem
    because I love TPU!
     
  12. TotalChaos

    TotalChaos New Member

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    At TPU thnigs are runnig amuck
    membership revolting saying mods here just suck
    Paulig seems nasty and Kreij is a nut
    which one is in charge of providing W1zzard his smut
    Erocker seems savy, though treckies lack luck
    he questions your benchmarks...come on dude WTF~
    The thing that remains the question today
    does Black Panther wear latex while working away
     
  13. theoneandonlymrk

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    done quick with no offense intended i might add



    the w1zzards quite wise
    the kreij is bemusing
    black panthers quite harsh
    she give peeps a bruising
    if youve got a problem
    dont go the A team
    choose TechPowerUp
    the mods are epeen

    hey at least it rhymes lol
     
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  14. qubit

    qubit Overclocked quantum bit

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    You need to put three mod names in it to make it qualify.
     
  15. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    Feel free to edit your entry. Don't add another as only one entry is allowed per member.
     
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    i may happen to be dislexic yet ya never know
     
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    radaja Xtreme Refugee

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    heres mine:D
     
  18. Paulieg

    Paulieg The Mad Moderator Staff Member

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    OK people, someone has to step up with some good ones soon. I've had to face palm too many times reading what's posted so far.:laugh:
     
  19. Chevalr1c

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    What do you think of this one?

    FYI, the first four lines refer to this topic: http://www.techpowerup.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144149
     
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  20. EarthDog

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    There once was a mod named erocker,
    till I slammed that punk inside a locker.
    There once was a mod named mussels,
    till the lightwieght tried to drink all the alcohol brussells (sort of).
    And last there was a mod named Easy Rhino,
    who hands out infractions like a punk ass whino.
    I gots mo swagga than the whole staff combined,
    its too bad Im white though and really cant rhyme.


    Boyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    EDIT: Is punk and punk ass considered vulgar? And of course I have no animosity towards the mods listed, they were just, well, you know, on my mind. hahaha!
     
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  21. Easy Rhino

    Easy Rhino Linux Advocate

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    i double face palmed when i read this post. you fail! go away!
     
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  22. Paulieg

    Paulieg The Mad Moderator Staff Member

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    You take my comments out of context. This is all supposed to be fun for members AND moderators. :laugh:
     
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  23. Easy Rhino

    Easy Rhino Linux Advocate

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    no you!
     
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    Paulieg The Mad Moderator Staff Member

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    :laugh: What I'm hoping for is some "old time" members making submissions referencing things from "back in the day". Those are the one's I'll look forward to.
     
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