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Contest: Flatter Or Abuse The Moderators

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  1. DanTheBanjoman Señor Moderator

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    I have to agree, most geeks don't have a backbone
    You all panic when taken out of your comfort zone.
    If the contest requires some lingual classes
    All you do is complain, and act like asses.

    I've never written a poem before
    I just talk my usual crap and make it rhyme, it's not a chore
    So techy or not, just find some words that sound the same
    Otherwise you'll never have an SSD, and your peers will consider you lame
  2. TheMailMan78

    TheMailMan78 Big Member

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    That was beautiful.
  3. LifeOnMars

    LifeOnMars New Member

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    Is our main man wiz classed as a Mod? I guess he is the "definitive" mod?
  4. DanTheBanjoman Señor Moderator

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    W1z might be a mod
    Or perhaps he is not
    Either way your question doesn't rhyme, perhaps you forgot?
    Please show us what you've got.
  5. LifeOnMars

    LifeOnMars New Member

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    :) Ok Dan, here's my official entry -

    Code:
    High up above, in the heavenly skies,
    Sit Erocker, Mussels and the rest of the guys.
    
    Looking down on us mortals, the nerds with our words.
    Ready to punish, infractions deserved.
    
    Our leader "The W1zzard", we're obliged to revere.
    Comparatively speaking, Fallout's "Overseer"
    
    "So to all let us HAIL!! The TPU mods!!"
    Or fear the wrath of the TPU Gods!!
  6. de.das.dude

    de.das.dude Pro Indian Modder

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  7. TRIPTEX_CAN

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    Techpowerup, land of the gods. Littered with genius except for the mods.

    Striking without hesitation the curse of the SPAM. All the while ignoring the troll of the Mail Man.

    And MACs suck.
  8. qubit

    qubit Overclocked quantum bit

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    Oh god, yes! :respect:
  9. hat

    hat Maximum Overclocker

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    Upon TechPowerUp's throne sits the mighty W1zzard
    High in a silicon castle, clouded by blizzards
    At his feet rest the mods, ban-hammering the users
    People that mods like Mussels, Kriej and Sneekypeet think might be losers

    We all come for knowledge, glory, and power
    At the end of the stability test comes our finest hour
    But little did we know, we're all stuck forever in the W1zzard's keep
    Stuck here forever just like DanTheBanjoman's sheep
    Crunching for Team TPU
  10. lilkiduno New Member

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    as I am not a poet, this is the best I could do.....

    Where should I begin, There is sneekypete
    who moderates under his sheet,

    And kenji the undercover Moderator
    what will happen is news so classified it may be cast by btarunr

    there is also erocker
    The internet stalker

    who will trace your IP Oh please let me be
    or another fat kid on the internet you shall see.

    also I can't pronounce Btarunr but it ends with r so I assumed a rhyme
  11. BinaryMage

    BinaryMage New Member

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    My entry:

    In a dark, dank, and desolate server room,
    Sit the mods of TPU, shrouded in gloom,
    As their eyes glaze over at their computer screens,
    Continually wishing for more powerful machines.

    Erocker, Mussels, Kreji, every mod,
    Sit there in a stupor being awed,
    At the W1zzard himself sitting on his golden throne,
    Smiling in pride at the thralls whose seeds he's sown.
  12. de.das.dude

    de.das.dude Pro Indian Modder

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    that is goot shit.
  13. dr emulator (madmax)

    dr emulator (madmax)

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    Code:
    i know how hard it is to be a mod
    some members say you think you are god
    
    i often see members say fxxx the rules 
    but that's only because they are fools
    
    they often tell you that you are a moron and can't spell
    so i tell them i have a banstick, and that they smell
    
    being a mod is often a hard life, 
    but being an awkward devil gets you a ban for life

    :wtf:
  14. btarunr

    btarunr Editor & Senior Moderator Staff Member

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    Well, you can always spoof (change) your MAC address if you have privacy concerns, or somehow don't like the address your NIC came with.
  15. Black Panther

    Black Panther Senior Moderator™ Staff Member

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    You need to mention at least 3 mods by name...
  16. dr emulator (madmax)

    dr emulator (madmax)

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    lol, what their was a contest :laugh::D
  17. de.das.dude

    de.das.dude Pro Indian Modder

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    :wtf:

    Any news on when the "no thanks" button is due to arrive?
  19. Black Panther

    Black Panther Senior Moderator™ Staff Member

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    Probably around the same time when the "unlike" facebook button arrives...
  20. Chevalr1c

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    ROFLMAO :laugh:

    I love the irony of you two!
    Crunching for Team TPU
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    Crack, cocaine and hoes
    That's the way W1zzard goes

    He blamed his backups in France
    When his harddrives refused to keep us in TPU trance

    EasyRhino was to blame from the crew
    For the TPU shutdown from fermi's review

    All the downtime led Mussels to go crazy
    A prank he tried, but alas he's too lazy


    How'd I do? I've been a member for about 1.5 years so I can't go way back, but I tried to pull from the big events of my TPU knowledge. Here are the links to the threads I got these from:

    http://www.techpowerup.com/forums/showthread.php?t=131516
    http://www.techpowerup.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134161
    http://www.techpowerup.com/forums/showthread.php?t=143276&page=9 (post 219)

    Thanks for doing the contest! :)
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  22. de.das.dude

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    I failth to understandth the th suffixth.
  24. de.das.dude

    de.das.dude Pro Indian Modder

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  25. Suhidu

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    Can I ask for support,
    Or is this not the place?
    My posts are stuck in approval,
    At a snail's pace!
    I'm left wondering,
    What level mods have say?
    Are the ones online,
    Just lazy today?

    Anyway, now for my entry:
    So tell me if my pronunciation has proven correct. Paulieg(Or should I say ...'Paulie G.'), do you think my rhymes are suspect?
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