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Discussion in 'Contests' started by Kreij, Apr 25, 2011.

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  1. theJesus

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    DAN W1zz and "kreji"
    They put Sol in a trunk
    Thought he was gonna steal W1zz's junk
    Took him to the train station
    Planning his execution
    Kreji spoke in defense of Sol
    Dan just has no soul
    'Cause he stabbed him in the throat
  2. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    Ahhh ... eluding to the original hit squad thread. Always a fun read.
  3. theJesus

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    I made sure to keep spelling of your name intact as well :p
  4. PSPianist

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    In the dark of the closet,

    A monster lurks to be,

    Black panther, Erocker, W1zzard and all, in glee.

    when thy came out of the closet,

    a monster, no lie

    a chuck norris, a mr.T and a magnum PI.

    They fought, no mercy was shown.

    A roundhouse kick and a block, a winner handed the thrown.
  5. t_ski

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    Ode to the mods:

    First, there's the mod named erocker
    Who looks a lot like Gaylord Focker :nutkick:
    And there's that little minx Black Panther
    My requests for nude pics she did not answer :(
    And of course, Kreij with his big gun
    (hopefully he doesn't shoot anyone) :eek:
    And lastly, I'll speak of Easy Rhino,
    Who smells like an unbathed wino :eek:
    Crunching for Team TPU
  6. de.das.dude

    de.das.dude Pro Indian Modder

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    nice one LOL.
  7. Easy Rhino

    Easy Rhino Linux Advocate

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    i LOLed at 'smells like an unbathed wino.' too true.
  8. t_ski

    t_ski Former Staff

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    I LOLed at your LOL :laugh:
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  9. Jaffakeik

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    Yesterday there was a day,
    i had to write in shitty way,
    So I got warning from Black Panther,
    And had no rights to be that way,
    Than Mussels showed that I am wrong,
    And Black panther did same aswell
    I dont know who's Kreij in here
    But I respect him till i die.
    Last edited: May 11, 2011
  10. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    Just the daily reminder that the contest is still on !!

    Rhyme on !! :rockout:
  11. Jaffakeik

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    can i post more than one novel,poem for the contest?
  12. Chevalr1c

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    Seen this in the list of rules?

    So you cannot do so.
    Crunching for Team TPU
  13. Easy Rhino

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    balls deep edit
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  14. erocker

    erocker Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Lol wut? Nice avatar btw. ;)
  15. Black Panther

    Black Panther Senior Moderator™ Staff Member

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    Which doesn't count - one entry per member only :p


    _________________________________

    Edit:

    I'm not taking part in the contest but the preceding 2 posts got my "poetic muse" worked up :D

    Disclaimer: This poem is all fictional except for the first 2 lines.


    Last edited: May 10, 2011
  16. Tatty_One

    Tatty_One Senior Moderator Staff Member

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    If some of these don't improve, even I am going to have to go poetic..... and trust me.... you don't want that! :eek:
  17. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    Rules state one entry per member who is participating in the contest.
    If at the time the contest closes you have more than one entry in this thread, you will be disqualified.


    Come on Tatty !! Go poetic on us !!

    Here's my little tribute to Tatty. ;)

    Rhyming and poeming and chucking and jiving
    When we looked up it was Tatty arriving
    Cracking his knuckles, his hands to the keys
    Tossing inhibitions to do as he please
    BP and Kreij stunned by shock and awe
    Waiting for Tatty to unleash the raw
    Cat claws and snipers may cause a bad day
    But the artillery dude, will blow you away.

    ... and of course I would be remiss if I did not include Black Panther ...

    A member fails and gets out of hand.
    The mods all gather to watch him banned.
    W1zz, Banjo and even Peet
    Wait for him to become raw meat.
    But BP purrs and flicks her claws
    tearing flesh and foregoing laws
    The blood that's spilled will cover walls
    In TPU's most hallowed halls.

    More entries people !! It's easy, fun and perhaps the only chance you will get to trash us legally. :D
    Last edited: May 11, 2011
  18. de.das.dude

    de.das.dude Pro Indian Modder

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    yes i mentioned that the first post is the entry, anyhhoo all other of my rhymes are not according to the rules :D
  19. Tatty_One

    Tatty_One Senior Moderator Staff Member

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    Now thats what I am talkin about!!! Pity you are the contest organiser and judge, that deserves a medal!
  20. Jaffakeik

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    too badi have no chance to win with my current poem :(
  21. DanTheBanjoman Señor Moderator

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    Bribe the jury.
  22. Jaffakeik

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    i dont know their bank accounts :(
  23. Tatty_One

    Tatty_One Senior Moderator Staff Member

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    Delete it then and submit another..... easy really :cool:

    Ohhh and Kreij, I told you I was no poet...........

    Tatty has finally lost the plot
    He actually thought this to be a competition.......
    and it is clearly not
    With ohhhh so many entries dire
    Along comes Kreij to add a little spark to the dying fire
    Now Sneeky struggles with all that is good
    Rhino is a no poet more a "one liner" king..... the Mod in the hood
    Whatever will be will surely get worse
    Cause along comes the Panther with claws in her purse.

    :cry:
  24. Jaffakeik

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    i thought about it but isnt it already registred,and someone will notice that i changed it and i will have 0% to win anything :(
  25. Tatty_One

    Tatty_One Senior Moderator Staff Member

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    I think its just whats contained in this thread by the contest closing date so I am sure you can delete one and insert an improved one.

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