Discussion in 'General Nonsense' started by Solaris17, May 15, 2008.
Chick with a dick, sung to the tune of Stiff Upper Lip.
Cause he's got a chick,
A chick with a dick.
thats pretty crazy shame you couldnt take a picture of the wall to the left with the cuffs and shackles bolted into the wall...but as you said it wouldnt be advisable given the blood stains all over the limestone
i have a perfect caption song for my murder in the train yard
"house of the rising sun" playing in the background would have been perfect.
I love that song.
Mmmmmm.....hot fuzzy ripping guitar.
it would have been perfect....its got trains and the line"tech your kids not to do what iv done"(or similar) because i had obviously done something to warrent 2 e-thugs to come 4000miles out of their way and kill me.
Who is he calling e-thugs ?
Dan and W1zz
I know I helped kidnap Solaris and take him to the railroad yard.
Okay, the knife's clean.
W1zz? Dan? Who's next on the list?
Me, mixing black-magic with expired viagra since 1985 ®
I hate the lotto win dream were you have everything girls fast cars big mansion its great!!!
then you wake up and your life seems so crap and the rest of the day sux
Bah. Any dream not involving me sucks. Especially if I don't have a minigun under my arm.
I'm very jealous over Kreij's new title! Freaking awesome! The only dreams I ever have are of falling and of things deffinitely not appropriate for this forum. I'm lonely.
My dreams are usually very strange and related to something going on in my like.
Once when I was doing a lot of tile work, I had a dream that I was tiling around a pillar and no matter how fast I laid the tiles, the pillar was never more than half tiled around it.
Never have nice dreams, like I win a small island or something.
Next time someone dreams I'm sure you're the one being stabbed by me, don't you worry.
Dan should be a character in the new expansion pack.
Now that's funny
It kinda explains my love for the mistress in Dungeon Keeper 2.
Are you sure you want to use the knife again?
I was thinking maybe cyanide or rabid gerbils.
Or a nuke. That's my preferred way of death. Going out with a bang. And lots of carcinogenic material...
Stab someone with a nuke, that would be awesome. The nuke has to be pointy though.
Easy. Attach a knife to the end of the outer casing, and have a detonator nearby. Or maybe 25 miles away if you still like life.
Why detonate? Being killed by a nuke that didn't go off would be far better.
Wouldn't make sense. And it would be embarrasing to have a nuke embedded in your chest from some random guy you've never met in Utrecht.
Read the threads topic, it doesn't make sense.
Valid point. But I'd prefer the nuke to explode. It's way cooler for anyone watching. Which would be bad, because then they'd be blind. Which is cool. And I really need to stop looking up random words on Wikipedia when I'm supposed to be finishing the video for my geography assessment in 10 hours.
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