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Discussion in 'General Nonsense' started by Solaris17, May 15, 2008.

  1. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    What makes you think Dan would stab you in the chest with the nuke?
  2. Ben Clarke

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    Because... he implied he would by sugesting it would be cool? Kind of like me implying a should get a custom title because it would be cool.

    Hint, hint.
  3. Wile E

    Wile E Power User

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    I think it would be cool. Much better than actually detonating it.
  4. Ben Clarke

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    :(

    Blowing it up would be less painful, meaning they won't have to hear my screams. And it would save the worry of me crawling up behind them and stabbing them with it.



    I wonder if I can pay the admins to get a custom title? Hmmm....
  5. Steevo

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    How about a dud nuke, even if you get over the knife wound, or if you don't die quickly you have massive radiation exposure and get a internal sunburn of the gamma type for the few gut wreching hours before you die.



    THAT would be awsome.
    10 Million points folded for TPU
  6. Ben Clarke

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    Indeed. Radiation exposure, blood, and carcinogenics all in one. Sweeeeeeet. Throw in a blowjob in my final moments and it'll be the perfect death.
  7. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    Well what fun it that? :nutkick:
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    Because my screams will permanently deafen you. That and I don't really want to die. At least until I prove that kid wrong.
  9. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    You want to be nuked, but you don't want to die?
    I sense some internal, emotional conflict raging in your brain.
    Maybe we can have Dan do a frontal lobotomy on you to ease your dillemna.
  10. Ben Clarke

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    No-one messes with my brain. Until I get sprinkles.


    And I said "Don't really want to to die. AT LEAST NOT UNTIL I prove that kid wrong". After that, I embrace death. It's inevitable anyway, so I may as well accept it when it comes.
  11. das müffin mann

    das müffin mann New Member

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    are these lobotomies dan performs free?
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    W1zzard Administrator Staff Member

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    somehow i imagined girl-like screaming when i read that?
  13. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    You bet. Would you like to make an appointment?
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    ROFL. I wish you can take a screenie while dreaming...
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    das müffin mann New Member

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    i really should finals are coming up and my attitude really needs an adjustment;)
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    dude :p enough tpu for you :p ya need to get out :p
  17. Cold Storm

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    Bro that is some messed up shit! I love the fact that you had that type of story! Just the fact it has those three people in the story, and who they are in this community! lmao when I read it! Kreij is the man! great stuff... and I think you should get a few days away from tpu like me... I've worked around 160 hours in the last week alone... SO, get some work, get with your girl, and let tpu be nothing but a memory!
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    Dont forget to come back tho :cool:
  19. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    Nah ... Solaris is doing fine. Everyone has strange dreams now and then, especially if they do something a lot. He'll be fine.

    @ Sol : If I'm wrong and your TPU addiction kills you can I have your stuff ?
  20. Solaris17

    Solaris17 Creator Solaris Utility DVD

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    lol..yes
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    yeah but send me a 9600gt :)
    Kreij already has lots of leet stuffs :(
    Crunching for Team TPU
  22. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    LOL .. I don't want Sol's stuff, I just wanted him to know I care. :D

    @ Hat : PM me with you real name and address. I have something for you, no charge. Don't ask any questions or you may get a visit in your dreams from the "Squad".
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    hat Maximum Overclocker

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    Yeah you've got Dan ready to stab me with a nuke :roll:
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  24. Kreij

    Kreij Senior Monkey Moderator Staff Member

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    Nah ... Dan picks his own targets.
    You can trust me and get something free ... or not. Your call.
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    anyone ever seen that movie "Session 9" . . .


    screwdriver is all you need :laugh:

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