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Discussion in 'General Nonsense' started by Solaris17, May 15, 2008.

  1. btarunr

    btarunr Editor & Senior Moderator Staff Member

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    What's the coolest way to kill?

    A sharp cone of ice. Stab, get away, leave no trace.
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    haha "coolest" was there a pun intended there???

    im going to remeber to stay on your good side!
  3. imperialreign

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    I can think of many, many different ways to kill someone and more than likely get away with it . . .


    as long as others around you don't know you have certain . . . techniques or supplies . . .



    Belladonna can, all it takes is about one leaf to kill an average adult, and mixed in with a salad - you'd never know the difference (except for maybe the taste)





    . . . speaking of . . . I've got a jar of the stuff chillin here on my desk . . . any takers? :D
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    i thought belladona was a porn start i never even knew it was a leaf...haha thats funny
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    it's comonly known as "deadly nightshade"

    many of the plants in the nightshade family are extremelly toxic, which also includes the like of (by their common names) mandrake, devils' trumpet, devil's weed, tobacco, hemlock, oleandar, etc.

    not really sure why . . . but I've got a small collection of most of these plants in a dried, bottled form . . .

    one can call me odd like that :shadedshu
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    ha im stayin on your good side 2!
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    ya ain't got nuffin to worry about . . .
































    . . . so long as you stick with ATI . . .












    J/K! :D
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    Thou shalt be smited for that insult.


    Whenever I try to do a high-pitched voice or scream, I just end up sounding like a car engine under water.
  9. btarunr

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    Yet to hear what that sounds like. Maybe like screaming and gargling at the same time? Sort of like you're brushing your teeth and something scary pops out of the toilet. A tricky situation.
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    That's not true, I've never dreamed of masturbation. :D
  11. btarunr

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    We don't dream about brushing our teeth either. :D
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    i dream about masturbating while brushing my teeth :D
  13. btarunr

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    Then applying Kreij's logic, you always brush and masturbate simultaneously,....that you also dream about it.
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    that can be taken in a few "not-so-good" ways, man . . . :wtf:
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    Omg I think i just got what your thinking about keep in mind that i will be brushing my teeth with a TOOTH BRUSH and nothing more
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    OMG that's wrong :roll::roll::laugh:
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    there is def some quote material in this thread...lmao
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    and trust me im not that flexible :p
  19. btarunr

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    What does your flexibility have to do with a toothbrush? Unless you equate the two, well, they're both ~ 8" long, with hair on one side, refresh the opening they like getting into.
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    lmao thats funny has hell bta!
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    :laugh::roll::laugh::roll::laugh:

    i will admit the was pretty damn funny
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    hmm coordinating such complex hand movements seems to be extremely difficult to me.

    try it ... *imagines hundreds of tpu kids trying in front of pc* ..
    theJesus says thanks.
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    LMAO!:laugh::roll::laugh:

    Thanks for the laugh Wizz!
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    Maybe someone with three arms can try it and type at the same time, to let us know how it going.
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    so . . . you've tried, then, huh?

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