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FordGT90Concept

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So...when will our dearly beloved be functioning again?


If GN being broken was an April Fool's Day prank, I'm gonna! I'M GONNA!!!
 
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yawn. decided to build a petrol engine next year.

i want to make a boxer engine. specifically the one in subarus, but cant find any plans.
 

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Boxer is just ||--O-||
Followed by a ||-O--||
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Yay! Theres more room to type here and smilies! :D Dan really needs to change the GN format back to the old one cuz the new format sux just saying. :eek:

Im listening to Sonic Syndicate and my dad screaming about his Adobe that dont work and Im burning backup DVDs and Im nomming chips and guacomole and and and but no more homework! :D
 
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yawn. decided to build a petrol engine next year.

i want to make a boxer engine. specifically the one in subarus, but cant find any plans.

Really, they're no different from other engines with the exception on how the pistons are angled out of the block. Do you plan on forging your own block?
 
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YES! :D Thats brilliant an my cameras charged up too! :p

Don't you got some fancy pants Logitech Alert system in your fantsy pantsy housy???
 

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