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Giveaway: Assassins Creed III

Discussion in 'Games' started by FreedomEclipse, Apr 3, 2013.

  1. FreedomEclipse

    FreedomEclipse ~Technological Technocrat~

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    Cant be arsed to sell this and i have zero interest in the game so i guess I will do a give away!

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    TO QUALIFY

    - You must be a registered member for at least or longer then 1 year.

    - You must have at least 500 or more posts

    - You must have a valid steam account and not already own the game as this will activate on your steam account.


    TO ENTER

    You were walking across the road when you get hit by charlie and his chocolate school bus. You only have minutes to live as your ragu bleeds out onto the sidewalk.

    In your final moments, what would you do?

    If you could make one final phonecall who would you call? why? and what would you say to this person.

    Answers can be creative or even genuine for the folks who really want to share

    Do note that if your answer is "...my beautiful wife" then a picture of her to go along with your entry is compulsory and totally in the interests of this giveaway


    the winner will be picked with Random.org and the entry closes 1pm on the 5th OF APRIL {GMT} so make sure you keep an eye on those clocks.

    If however I am at work then I will extend the time until i arrive home whenever that is.



    Shake a leg
     
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  2. Darkleoco

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    Count me in!

    I would call my family and tell them all I love them and after that rather than thinking of my impending death my thoughts would likely shift to whether or not I feel I have lived a life that meant something, not being rich or successful but doing things that matter and help others even if only a few people are affected.
     
  3. digibucc

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    I like to think I'd do the same as dark. seriously though ;) - I would write the name of my arch-nemesis in blood next to me.
     
  4. WhiteLotus

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    Screw the phone call, i'd eat that chocolate bus.
     
  5. digibucc

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    wow how much do i pay attention huh? I knew it was a bus, I read the sentence - but charlie and the chocolate? missed that.
     
  6. FreedomEclipse

    FreedomEclipse ~Technological Technocrat~

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    need moar like these!! :laugh::laugh:
     
  7. FordGT90Concept

    FordGT90Concept "I go fast!1!11!1!"

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    Save the bus from the Ragu by eating it!

    Children! To help eat the bus, of course. RAGU MUST NOT TOUCH CHOCOLATE! If I ate the whole bus myself, I'd call Charlie...in my stomach...and apologize. I hope he has a cell phone. Poor guy.


    I did, but I don't know why. :wtf:
     
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  8. manofthem

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    I'd make a phone call to my wife to tell her to log into TPU and check for the latest news on the 7990, and then organize an awesome game giveaway :)
     
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  9. remixedcat

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    I would go to didney worl and have some fun and then kick the crap out of that charlie dude and then go get cake and then go back to didney worl and then eat till i died.
     
  10. FreedomEclipse

    FreedomEclipse ~Technological Technocrat~

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    been drinking a little too much tonight? :laugh::laugh:
     
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  11. lyndonguitar

    lyndonguitar I play games

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    I would call my attorney and sue Charlie and demand a lifetime chocolate supply for all
     
  12. FreedomEclipse

    FreedomEclipse ~Technological Technocrat~

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    bumpin this thread - dont miss out on the giveaway guys
     
  13. DarkOCean

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    ...just a last piece of chocolate.
     
  14. Mindweaver

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    I'd call the number on the back of the bus, and report his bad driving! hehehe
     
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  15. Irony

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    I would call everybody who would care if I got hit by a bus and tell them that I want a very elaborate funeral pyre, and for it to be lit ablaze in the woods on may the fourth. And they would all say, "may the fourth be with you" as I changed state into a burned crisp. Also my computer should be toasted with me. Its only right.

    After instructions were given, I would take my phone battery out, and with my last breath and spurt of adrenaline, I would attach two sharp electrodes honed from my keys to the battery terminals and leap into the air landing the makeshift taser/eye skewer in its respective place on charlies face. If I should miss for any reason, like maybe because of having 215 broken bones and all, I would lay on the ground in my puddled mess of ragu and with my final last breath, squeal in a blood curdling growl: "though you may have won the battle, chocolate bus charlie dude, you wil NEVER WIN THE WAR!!!" And then with one final glare, I would ominously convey the notion that I would see him in hell, though since I was getting there first I would have preparations readied for his arrival.


    Happily ever after, the end
     
  16. manofthem

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    On second thought, it I were dying, maybe I would do like the beginning of the Da Vinci Code and frame someone I didn't like. That would be a nice final slap in th face. ;)
     
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    Hmm I guess I wouldnt call anyone from my phone becuase why should i waste my credit on it I asked the one who hit me.To give me his phone and would call my family who lives in different country and make him pay big bills :)
     
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    I would try and call the penutbutter company and tell them to hurry take Charlie's chocolate bus and dip it, so I can eat the whole thing in front of him.
     
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    Furiously masterbate in front of all the children on said chocolate bus (its made of freaking chocolate, there has to be some kids on there right?)
    Least I'll go out with a smile.
     
  20. FreedomEclipse

    FreedomEclipse ~Technological Technocrat~

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    3hours left to go before giveaway ends.

    I am a little disappointed no one posted a pic of their wife :laugh::laugh: I was hoping to get some crazy pictures.
     
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    I would call my beautiful girlfriend and request that she would give herself to me just.. one... last.. time... ;)

    edit: pic removed
     
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    I will call manofthem, give him my steam account & password and help to organize agiveaway my steam account and all my games!
     
  23. FreedomEclipse

    FreedomEclipse ~Technological Technocrat~

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    Entries are now closed! - Winners will be drawn shortly after im done with the housework :cry::cry::cry:
     
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    damn, come on man. I just now saw this. Please enter me. I'm only 7 minutes late
     
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  25. FreedomEclipse

    FreedomEclipse ~Technological Technocrat~

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    Because youre a cruncher - I will make an exception :toast::toast::toast:
     
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