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God asked me what i was wearing

Discussion in 'General Nonsense' started by Solaris17, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. Solaris17

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    yup.


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  3. Random Murderer

    Random Murderer The Anti-Midas

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    ha. you broke god.
     
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    Pshudo sexuality is fun, and 850's clieches.
     
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    God:
    Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
    Me:
    rings
    God:
    Is that from ?
    Me:
    bow chicka bow wow
    God:
    That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about rings.
    Me:
    cinnamon rings
    God:
    Oh, you are a poet.




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  6. Random Murderer

    Random Murderer The Anti-Midas

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    Igod Is Sexist!

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  7. Solaris17

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    lol o your a poet it seems.
     
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    I dont judge people, um wait you dont? :laugh:

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    I broke him as well....




    Me:
    Good morning
    God:
    Hello and how are you this morning?
    Me:
    Tired, sick, and I miss my girlfriend.
    God:
    Maybe you should get some rest.
    Me:
    what about the rest?
    God:
    I would do a search for it.
    Me:
    That's not helpful.
    God:
    What would be helpful?
    Me:
    telling me what to do about my girlfriend.
    God:
    Do you like talking to me?
    Me:
    depends.
    God:
    On what?
    Me:
    on whether you answer my question
    God:
    What is it like on whether me answer your question.
    Me:
    apparently, wet.


    At this, response stopped, heheh.
     
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    I'm talking to him that I can beat him in Halo.:roll:

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    Me:
    Oh my god!
    God:
    I understand. Where did you get your god?
    Me:
    Inside my pant
    God:
    Can you please compare that to outside your pant?
    Me:
    It's comparable?
    God:
    Who said it is?
     
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    Me:
    What are you wearing?
    God:
    A white robe.
    Me:
    Who are you?
    God:
    I am the Allmighty, God himself.
    Me:
    Can I see your face?
    God:
    Like this? Picture number two goes here.
    Me:
    Where is it?
    God:
    It depends on what "it" refers to.
    Me:
    Where is the picture?
    God:
    The picture? Where is it?
    Me:
    Don't you understand?
    God:
    I understand your meaning.
    Me:
    Then show me!
    God:
    On your computer screen?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Downloading, please stand by...
    Me:
    Ok, I'll wait.
    God:
    OK stand by... Aha.
    Me:
    Done?
    God:
    Do you mean you are finished talking?
    Me:
    Done downloading!
    God:
    What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    Are you finished downloading?
    God:
    Still searching. Please wait a moment.
    Me:
    You said you were downloading,
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am downloading.
    I am a computer.

    He said he was god! noob
     
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    Me:
    In this case 'it' represents the fact that I am Canadian. Try to keep up.
    God:
    Really. it is? Are there any other cases? What does "it" refer to? OK I will try to keep up.
    Me:
    I just told you what it refers to. Honestly the state of the world is starting to make sense. Having fun up there drooling over your robes?
    God:
    Yes I am having a great time.
     
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    LOL Thats awsome!
     
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    ROFL.. this is great!

    And then it broke
     
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    OK one more, now I'm done.

    Edit: Stonerbot is stoned
     
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    Haha, awesome, I think I'm gonna have to come up with something to have a chat with this god and see how things go, see if I can break the turd ;)

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  21. Solaris17

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    lol go for it.
     
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    I am having WAAAY too much fun with this... someone else pleeeze post some chats!
     
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    No I broke god...

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    GOD HAS BEEN BROKEN!
     
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    DaMulta My stars went supernova

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    And there you have it

     
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