I'm so sorry I copied your idea Kreij. But this jumped right in my head. Conversation suggestion : Caller : Hi, I'm from <vendor> and it looks like your computer is about to be toast. You : Yeah, I like toast, but I'm more of a bacon man. Caller : Sir, do you understand the seriousness of the situation with your computer? You : Yeah, I do. I'm just frying bacon on one of the heatsinks. Caller : I...I don't think you're supposed to do that. You : Who are you to tell me what to do with my computer! Click. One could replace "computer", in the last line, with "GTX480".