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How to clean your toilet

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  1. effmaster

    effmaster New Member

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    How To Clean Your Toilet

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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    Sincerely,
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  2. rangerone766

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    funny sh!t

    lol, i needed a good laugh. but if i did that to my cat, she would find a way to pay me back.
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    3991vhtes says thanks.
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    I thought it was funny
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    Wow!
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    Will it work with a dog?
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    Maybe A CHIHUAHUA
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    My cat made me write that down.:D
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    Mines a Westie, nearly one year old. She should do?
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    Thats actually kinda funny you say that my cat was on my lap looking at my screen when he saw the wet cat he jumped and ran into the closet....

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    My cat is a little tweak...
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    ROFLMFAO :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

    thank you for that :toast:
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    Your welcome:laugh::laugh::laugh::cool::cool::cool:
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    i assume it will work just as good if you use the neighbors cat. :)
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    yes it will !!!!!

    go right ahead post your pictures of what happens:laugh::laugh::laugh:
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    panchoman Sold my stars!

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    Dont use kittens whatever you do or else this will happen


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    JC316 Knows what makes you tick

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    I have seriously considered doing this. I have 4 cats. One of them weighs 20lbs and is so freaking strong, I can barley hold him, one is a 17lbs "Jumper", one is a 15lbs, half bobcat "Biter", and the other one is a 13lbs "Clawer"
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    DaMulta My stars went supernova

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    use this one
    half bobcat "Biter", :rolleyes:
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    hahahahaha. Yeah, then we'll have him posting in here about how part of his thumb is missing. :roll:
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    JC316 Knows what makes you tick

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    He has nerve issues anyway. He really needs some prozac slipped into his water. I would use the "springer", the only thing that scares him is the lawn mower. Everything else he is cool with.
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    DO NOT WANT!!!!!

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    whats that supposed to mean:wtf::wtf::wtf:
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    it means he's from 4chan.

    RULE 34!
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    Well why not, cats use us for whatever they want and make us clean up their shit, so why not use them to help us clean where ours goes?

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