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I was so drunk last night

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  1. crtecha

    crtecha New Member

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    Time to tell your best drunk stories
     
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    i have 2. one night i went out with friends to drink and we get so drunk that we started to play ninja wars in the street. then someone call the police and we got the typical "go to the wall, hands where i can see" and well, next thing i remember was be sleeping in a friends house.

    the other is me and some friend went to a club to dance, and as im less than 18 and that club secretly sells alchool to young guys, we get drunk, then i was dancing with a girl and a friend in the dais (according to google translater), then i got 2 girls and then, i was in front of my home, somehow. i only had little time with those girls :cry:
     
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    My best/terrible would have to be when I got way to drunk woke up and pee'd on my fridge. My roommate woke me up with a wtf?!?!?!!??!?! good times
     
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    I got so drunk one time that I couldn't remember a thing.
     
  5. I got so drunk one time, I woke up 2 days later at the hospital.. With a broken tooth, a piece of my head was a hole in (left side) and they took a picture of me because when they found me, they all thought I was dead. That's because my head was almost turned 180 degrees around!

    Never will I drink that much again (and walk down the stairs, when there is an elevator next to me).
     
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    HOLY SHIT :eek::eek::eek:

    are u a zombie ? :laugh:
     
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    That my GF turned into Eva Mendez when I was getting it on from the backside:D
     
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    oh crap, it what is going to become this thread is uncouncibeable :eek:
     
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    Well that was when I worked at that hotel, right? So we had a club in that hotel, and I was there with some guys, then the manager of the hotel appeard with some 1-meter-shots (I believe ten glasses of those wicked cocktails lined up on a 3ft long wood thingy), and forced everyone to trink those ten glasses. Well after that, we all were lying under the table, I remember stealing a bottle of tequila from the bar tender and trying to drink that pure. Next thing I'm in the elevator, a friend woke me up, dunno how long I've been sleeping there. I managed to get to my room, fell over some stuff and fell alseep. Note that I got up for work the other day at 11am.

    There are other funny stories, but this one is the most epic I believe, or I can think of right now.
     
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    I dunno last time I got really drunk I did all sorts of stuff man :shadedshu I can't remember a thing, that's what freaks me out, cause I always remember. Basically from what I could gather I blacked out at about 9 pm, then at 10 pm or so I wake up all of a sudden and I start humping (that's the only word that comes to mind now) all the girls in the room. :laugh: I didn't know why the next day this girl comes to me and spends most of the day with me, being nice and all, giving me a massage and stuff... I've only found out what I've done two days later when I got online and seen all the offline yms reply's. :eek: I was telling this girl man: in two years time I'm gonna make you my woman, while her bf was holding her hand. :eek: This other girl was running away from me laughing, she did eventually let me sleep on her leg tho... :laugh: Damn man, I guess I was in porno mode and no one could stop me. :laugh:
     
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    :roll::laugh::laugh::roll::roll::laugh::roll::laugh:
     
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    i was in a suburban and the vehicle was packed, me in the back left. We were smoking bud and me and another friend drank bout 4/5th's of a bottle of whiskey. So we're just driving along the road, this is the last thing i remember,around i wanna say 11pm and i just felt like throwing up haha i tried to say stop the car but my friend said i just mumbled so it went all over the back seat :laugh:. The rest of the night i was out of it but according to my friends i was still responsive but just not in english, said if they asked me something i was just like Baaaaahhhhrraaaahhhblar or always some random shit lol. Later we went to a friends house just to stop by and i guess i just layed in the grass outside till we all left. haha:laugh:. woke up fine in my friend's house and to a wake and bake :toast: Never whiskey again.
     
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    next worst\best would have to be New years a few years ago. I went to a club that had a open bar after you paid the entry fee. I took it upon myself in indulge in far to many vodka tonics. I ended up making out with a bunch of random broads. I felt really sick a few days later and totally though I had caught mono from one of the bar skanks I chose to make out with. It turned out that my binge had lower my immune system and I just caught the flu. Phew!!!!!!!!!!! Lesson of the day is..............................dont whore yourself out the end result could be less than desired.
     
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    I don't drink, I win.
     
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    lol, u miss a lot :laugh:
     
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    Nothing really to say....

    My 19th i was forced fed so many Rum shots so, the whole of the 22nd of March this year i felt like death, So i couldn't eat any of my cake :( So i guess that was the lords punishment for me Drinking on Good Friday.

    And the second most drunk i've been was for a friends 19th we had to play 'Pub Golf' Never again will i drink that much.
     
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    Whats Pub Golf
     
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    A couple of bumbling idiots stumbling around making fools of themselves? Yep, sure do.
     
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    Pub Golf, Is basicly like Golf for each drink you've got a Par level. E.g. Lager 4, Down the drink in one and it's a Hole in One, in 2 Eagle, in 3 Birdie 4 on par. and it goes down on a score card and at the end of the night you see who won, with the least points.
     
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    this one time me, my friend, my bro, and my ex were club hoppin and we stopped in at subway to get a bite to eat and some random guy just BOOTED my brother in the gut then after we calmed him down we ate then buddy taps on the window where we were sittin and yells "YOUR A F^%&IN B!TCH!!" and that was it my brother ran out and just punched him once and knocked him out then his boys came up to us and started with all of us and some random girl ran up and hit me in the side of her head wit her f%^in purse..lol..i actually said B!TCH I KNOW DIDENT JUST DO THAT and with those words not even outta my mouth me nd my friend beat the piss outta her..so the cops and ambulance show up and we peaced out.... then at like 4am this big ass suv shows up at my house..and i know the guys and i know they have guns they bang on the door for like 30 mins and screamed get the F#$k out here pu$$y...we had to turn off all the lights and lay low lol...im never goin out to the bars with my brother again!!!...lol
     
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    i drink but not too much to get drunk. i keep clear of what i do in life.
     
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    at least if u know how to drink. for example in a dance, if i dont drink some, i dont get a girl and if i dont get a girl, i become sad :cry:

    still, i drink but almost never to the point of being a zombie
     
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    I think you win.
     
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    Yeah but those idiots get the pussy :laugh:. I know as insane as it sounds it's the truth...
     
  25. No, actually just immortal.. :cool:
     

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