Where do you live? Wouldn't the easier answer be, just go buy some at a store? I mean assuming you don't live in BF Eygpt you should have access to an electronics store. With all the times you posted I am sure you could have made it to the store and back...again assuming you aren't in BFE. Even if veg oil, or Spit for that matter, sorta works, it is not the correct way...Don't do it 1/2 assed. Why not do it 100% assed instead of 1/2 assed. Drink/eat: 1 cup of mineral oil, 4 slices greesy pizza, 2 tbs Silicon and 2 tbs Aluminium shavings. Wait 4 hours, take a crap, BAM!! Instant Thermal Paste.