Discussion in 'General Nonsense' started by Maelstrom, Sep 11, 2008.
Pfft, ninjas are a bunch of pussies that don't even let you know that they are there. They also wear tight black clothes, which just brings them closer to being a pack of emos.
Pirates on the other hand are the very definition of masculinity.
Ninjas or Pirates?
Nun with a chainsaw > all.
This question depends on the number of ninjas involved.
The Inverse Ninja Law
Last could make for an Iron Maiden album cover with a bit of hair.
but to be honest, your pirates and ninjas are nothing compared to the prowess of Manowar.
HAIL HAIL HAIL AND KILL!
I know no one has posted in awile but i had to voice my opinion. Also before i start the polite term is Buccaneer-Americans.
Pirates are awsome. They are much cooler, and far more metal then ninjas. That being said, pirates would get their ass's kicked by ninjas anytime and anywhere, except on a boat in the middle of the ocean during the day. The ninjas would have nowhere to hide except underwater, and last i checked even ninjas need to breath. At night on a boat it would be close. On land pirates wouldent stand a chance. They wouldnt even see the ninjas coming.
This dosnt make me think pirates any less tough or cool.
My respect for ninjas fighting abilities is diminished because they dont have the balls to fight a pirate face to face.
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Ninjas < Pirates
I don't see any Ninjas trying to run the world.....
Ninjas all the way.
I tend to think ninjas unless you're on or close to water. That's pirate territory. So, as always, it depends.
OMG Manowar totally sucks!
Top physical condition
Can kill in many different ways
Missing legs, littered with disease
Uses bad grammar
Waves big pirate flag alerting their enemies
Walk the plank, death by sword, scurvy
Idk, this can be considered pretty gay:
I should give myself an infraction for posting this... Oh the hair and loin-cloths!
Pirates have rum, and you can do anything when your wasted on rum.
Ninjas have sake.
And the maiko give sake sake.
What more would you want?
Ty. Fixed. Orful speling eh? Damn those foreign languages!
thanks, erocker . . . I was hoping to make it the rest of the year without seeing that Man'o'war cover again
I'd have to agree with you on this, but . . . . there is one thing that trumps them all:
Ninja are trained soldiers, the special ops forces.
Pirates are just wild beasts.
Ninja = Hunter
Pirate = Beast
=> Ninja > Pirate .
well - if I had to choose . . . I'd still have to say pirate
sure, ninjas can attack in groups, but a band of ninjas would almost always be outnumbered . . . besides, pirates have really big guns, aren't afraid of swords, and can sing 'yo ho ho' word-for-word no matter how coked up on rum they are . . .
if they can intimidate the british and spanish armadas, they're some bad muthas . . .
although, I still say these boys still pwn - even the lumberjack commandos:
Roman Legionnaire > Pirate > Ninja
1) Ninjas never used the Mediterranean Sea as their own private lake.
2) Nothing wrong with amputees. Grindhouse anyone?
3) Disease kills the weak. Pirates only die to cannon balls.
4) Ninjas can't throw boat parties with tons of babes.
5) Ninjas don't drink. Again... lame @ parties.
6) Ninjas have no ambition.
7) Any man who has to hide their beard is a wuss.
8) Both Ninja and Pirate are trumped by the Atomic Bomb of the late BCE/early AD, Roman Legionnaire.
Found this on google.
Yet all those trained idiots patrolling the Somalian coast can't kick a bunch of pirates off a ship.
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