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Schools are crap...

Discussion in 'General Nonsense' started by Ben Clarke, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. Ben Clarke

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    And I even came up with reasons.

    1. My mate got suspended today, because he punched a kid because he :nutkick: my mate.
    2. I have to sit next to a girl
    3. Too much homework.
    4. The girl I have to sit next to is almost as good on computers as I am (same target grade anyway) :wtf:
    5. It smells funny
    6. That girl is also blonde, which disproves what's been said for ages: blondes are dumb. :shadedshu

    Post your reasons why school is crap here too.
     
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    Since when is setting next to an intelligent girl bad? Is she extremely unattractive?

    School is crap because the classes are harder than anything hell can throw at you.
     
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  3. Ben Clarke

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    Not really. I just don't like her because she's almost as good at computers as me.


    And she won't go out with me.
     
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    1. The administration only cares about profit, not students.
    2. Parking is expensive and mismanaged.
    3. The liberal arts college (Math, Sciences, Arts, Humanities, History) has the most students yet it is the least funded.
    4. A disproportionate amount of money is given to sports rather than academics.
    5. The school moved my car without my permission and then didn't know what they did with it.
    6. I'm stuck in a concrete box (help!).
    7. Biostatistics is a horrible and extremely boring class.
    8. Business majors think they're geniuses although a freshmen level course for me (calculus) is graduate level for them.
     
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  5. Ben Clarke

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    Funny you should say that. My school just became a sports college. Also, the toilets need cleaning. BADLY. And people smoke, it hurts my throat walking past them.
     
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    School sucks because it's filled with tards. The end.
     
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    Move to some poor African country if you dislike school.

    Also, if you prefer to sit next to men instead of some girl it says something about you...
     
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  8. Ben Clarke

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    No, just any girl but this one. Sitting next to her makes me look less intelligent because she's as intelligent.

    Does that even make sense?
     
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    Frick Fishfaced Nincompoop

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    School is the ultimate weapon against the young and innocent. Seriuosly, I've never seen anything (maybe except TV and Counter Strike, also WoW) that turn bright, young kids into mindless creatures and monsters.

    I love the idea of schools. It's a lovely thought to gather young people and teach them things. The main problem is that the world is twisted and wicked place. I don't want to have kids at all, because then they have to go through the misery of School, they must be geniuses, they have to have strong oppinions and there's no way in he*l they can be little boys and little girls. Girls have to wear makeup and get earrings by the age of 7, boys must fall in love with boys at the age of 12, everyone must loose their virginity by 13, they have to graduate with straight A's, they have to make a career, earn tons of $$$ ...

    I think Mark Renton put it very nicely:

    "Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f***ing big television. Choose washings machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the f**k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching min-numbing, spirit cruching game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**ked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

    [/rant]

    :)
     
  10. Ben Clarke

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    You just said school was good... you die now.


    Where's pt and his avatar when you need him?
     
  11. Frick

    Frick Fishfaced Nincompoop

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    I said I love the idea of schools. That's different. ;)
     
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    Same thing to me. You like the idea.... you die now.


    Where's pt and his avatar when you need him?
     
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    Frick Fishfaced Nincompoop

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    Read about Pythagoras' students and consider yourself lucky.. :)
     
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    Reading is bad. Besides...

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    It's okay to hate school. Someone has to work at convenience stores and McDonalds.
     
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    Pfft. Just because I hate school, doesn't mean I don't pay attention. Staring at girls gets a bit boring after a while.
     
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    You should write that down and read it again in about 7 years. :roll:
    Sorry, can't resist.
     
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    :laugh: I wanted to say something to but I never gotten tired of it, its hard somethimes with the wife around cuz some times she sees me and gets mad lol its hard not to look when where at the mall and there right in front with tight pants or lil shorts damn :twitch:
     
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    Well, if this gets stickied, I'll see it in 7 years.
     
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    You should show her your overclocking 1337 skills.
     
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    :wtf:

    Yeah, 2.0GHz to 2.5GHz.... massive accomplishment compared to 1.6GHz to 4.8GHz, ain't it?
     
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    |It's okay to hate school. Someone has to work at convenience stores and McDonalds.|


    Lol... inspirational speaker right here folks, truth.
     
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    Ask her, she might know since she's smarter than you.
     
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    LOL most girls already know they are, but they just go with the flow.
     

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