So why aren't these a thing?

CowboyFromHell · Oct 17, 2014

For use in cases?

craigo · Oct 17, 2014

The Von Matrices · Oct 17, 2014

LEPA's Casino fans are similar and have been on the market for a while:

RCoon · Oct 17, 2014

I hope they come with a disclaimer, so epileptics looking for a court case win don't buy a dozen and BIOS flash their brains to the next Space Odyssey.

ste2425 · Nov 15, 2014

Reminds me of the boat scene from willy wonka and the chocolate factory.

OneMoar · Nov 17, 2014

do.want
ALL HAIL THE HYPNOFAN

Toothless · Nov 17, 2014

Can someone please make a wall of fans with these?

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO FAN WALL.

ThE_MaD_ShOt · Nov 17, 2014

Enermax has a line of those. The T.B Vegas.

EarthDog · Nov 17, 2014

When I saw these at CES, or at least something similar when we met with them... I felt like I was about to have a seizure.

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So why aren't these a thing?

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