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  1. the54thvoid

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    Texans are fiercely proud people. No? My point being, they would regard themselves as very unique. Much fighting has been done in Texas, much independence. The US is made of many states, not all of which would be considered equal. Without Texas there would be no 'Walker, Texas Ranger'.
     
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    Everyone does. Its to be expected at this point.

    We are all independent.......and AWESOME!
     
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    Can I be an American?
     
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    Yes :toast:
     
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    They once named a street in Texas, Walker Texas Ranger. They had to change the name shortly after because everyone who cross it died.

    Because no on crosses Chuck Norris and lives! :twitch:
     
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    How can I become an American?
     
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    Of course. Just move here and start being awesome.
     
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    Will do. I'll arrive riding a Racing-red pterodactyl that shoots lasers from it's nostrils, while I'm having sexual relations, with an attractive woman, to the sound of heavy-metal and drinking beer and shooting a gun. She will have orgasms every time I release a beer-fart. The pterodactyl will be carrying a M1A1 Abrams on it's paws. :pimp:
    I can improve this, though. Just give me ideas.
     
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    Wrigleyvillain PTFO or GTFO

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    Its a good start. Needs work but its definitely a positive start.
     
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    I see MailMan's troll effort is succeeding admirably. Jolly good show. :rockout:

    I don't necessarily believe all of that. But I believe it's something that we should aspire to.
     
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    1Kurgan1 The Knife in your Back

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    Filing in to see whats going on.
     
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    Frick Fishfaced Nincompoop

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    Looks like he's peeing. Godzilla I mean.
     
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    That's normal when foreigners come to America.
     
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    As an American I haven't been very proud of America for some time. America F***k no.

    Haters gonna hate.
     
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    Well, I guess the TSA is something to be ashamed of, but there are other things...better ones.
     
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    I'm proud of America. Just not of the government. America is a state of mind.
     
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    Erocker, how dare you make a Being John Malkovich reference in your profile without telling me.

    And AMERICA, I LIVE HERE!
     
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    The government are our elected representatives elected by the majority of blind sheep idiots. America is dead, though it lives on war and oil.
     
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    America is so awesome some Americans can't even process the awesome.
     
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    Err...that...that goes for the rest of the world too...just not with war and oil...more like drugs and other stuff...
     
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    qubit Overclocked quantum bit

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    This one?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Edit: Wow, this is great thread, great fun, great kudos to the big and fat Creator, hahaha
     
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    I hold my country to a higher standard. I haz dissapoint. Really though, there's a lot of great things about America, I just don't like the corporations... erm people running it.


    It's a TRAP!
     
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    lol erocker, thanks
     

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