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  1. SkyKast

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    From what I've heard the craziness of the "Crazy Picture Thread" could never be met and I beleive it so dont think thats what I'm trying to do just by making the title similar.

    Anyways I thought it would be good to get a thread going where TPU members could share jokes and laughs. Try to keep it semi-clean but obviously thats not going to happen, but lets not get shut down.

    I have one rule at the moment:
    To report an offensive joke:
    So yah just have fun.

    I or Tech Power Up Forums are not responsible for any material that you may find offending.
     
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    This one is best told in person due to the hand gestures required, but you should get the picture.

    An American soldier and a Japanese soldier were in their respective foxholes during world war 2. The American was bored and decided to communicate with the Jap. He wanted to know what type of soldier he was.... Perhaps a paratrooper? The american gets his attention and raises his hand and lets it float down. The Jap raises his rifle and looks angry... Nope, not a paratrooper...

    Maybe infantry? He puts his two fingers on the ground and makes a walking motion, but again he gets the rifle pointed at him..... Not infantry either he muses.... Perhaps he is in artillery, so he makes a fist and jams his finger in the bottom of it.... Once again he is wrong. He decides that he must be a spy, so he raises hands to his eyes like binoculars... This time the Jap throws his rifle down and runs away..... Yep, he was a spy, I knew it.

    Back at the Jap camp, the soldier tells his commander that someone else has to guard that foxhole. These americans are crazy!!! One just told me that when the sun goes down, he is going to walk over to my camp and screw me till my eyes pop out!!!
     
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    question: Why do leprechauns laugh so much?

    answer: Because when they run around the grass tickles their balls...lol

    :p
     
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    A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

    The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

    Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

    So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

    The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

    The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

    His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

    The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars .

    But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo
     
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    wahaha i lol at those..

    A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.

    "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?"

    "Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."
     
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    That was...hilarious...:wtf:

    There is a blonde, a brunette, and redhead. They robbed a bank and they are running through a field. They see a police helicopter chasing them, they spot a barn and hide in it. Inside the barn there are 3 empty potato sacks. So, they hide in them. When the cops search the barn they first poke on the bag with the readhead, the redhead pretends to be a cat and meows, so the cops move on. They come across the brunette and she pretends to be a dog and barks, so the cops move on again. They poke on the bag with the blonde and she says "no one here but us potatoes".:banghead:
     
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    A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his
    deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the
    man's wiener off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

    Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter The
    little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the
    wiener smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.

    Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was
    that?"

    Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything
    sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It...it was only a bug,
    Honey."

    The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a
    a few moments she said,
    .... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
     
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    A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.


    Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window
    of the biggest house adjacent to the course.


    The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
    there, find the owner, apologize and see hoA husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.


    So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.


    A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the
    damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique
    bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.


    A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
    window?"


    "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.


    "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
    genie, a nd I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
    you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each
    one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."


    "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
    out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."


    "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
    I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"


    "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to
    own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,"
    she said.


    "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
    from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"


    "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"


    " Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a
    woman in mor e than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."


    The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now
    have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"


    She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
    Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
    honey?"


    "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.


    "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where
    they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was
    insatiable.


    After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie rolled over and looked
    directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"


    "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

    "Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies
     
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    that woulda been much better if it wasnt all doubled up

    here is one:

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.
     
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    ^^ - Ahah, very funny :D.
     
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    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

    "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
     
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    CMON GUYS! where are all the jokes
    anyways heres another


    A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

    “Mother, where do babies come from?”

    The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

    The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

    “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

    “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
     
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    Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting and
    wanted to go out and party.

    He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some
    young girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
    A little disappointed, Superman "SMS" Spiderman to see if he
    Fancied a few beers but Spiderman said he had a date with Catwoman.

    As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to
    see if she was free.

    As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed
    With her legs open and her eyes closed.

    Superman thought to himself,

    "So exotic, should I or shouldn't I ...wait ....I'm faster than a
    speeding bullet! I can be in there out again before she knew what
    happened."

    So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flies off
    happily.

    Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said, "What is going on? Did you
    hear anything ...?"


    Hollow -Man replied, "No! But....... my ASS hurts like hell!!!!!"
     
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    hahaha.. i love this thread!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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    Once apon a time (Approximately, 30 years ago) there was a Hipster who had just gotten stoned. He got on a bus and sat at the back where there was a Nun reading the Bible. Being stoned, he asked, “Hey. Wanna hook up and score?” The Nun simply replied, “No no, thank-you anyway. My virginity is Sacred.” Feeling stupid, the Hippie finally gets to his stop and is about to leave when the bus driver stops him. “Dude, if you really want to hook up with her, you should go down to the Church every Sunday. She is a Christian and a dedicated one too. She literally LOVES Jesus!” This gave him an idea He dressed up as Jesus and walked into the Church on Sunday. Sure enough, he saw the Nun praying. He walked up to her, held out his arms and said, “Behold. I am the mighty Jesus Christ. Lets score.” She was overjoyed

    After it was over he ripped off the Costume and screamed, “Hah! I’m really the Hippie!.”

    The Nun simply replied,” And I’m really the Bus Driver.”
     
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    A politician dies and goes to heaven.

    Because he’s the first of his kind to reach the pearly gates, St. Peter isn’t sure what to do, so he tells the guy to wait while he asks the boss. St. Peter comes back and tells the politician, “The boss says you have to spend a full day here and a full day in hell, then you have to choose where to spend eternity.”

    The politician says o.k., and decides to spend the first day in hell. It’s GREAT – all his friends are there, there’s a great party going on, cocktails, beautiful women… he has a wonderful time, and before he knows it, his day is up and it’s time to go upstairs.

    His day in heaven is pretty good too – so much fun that he again loses track of time and the day goes by in a flash. and now it’s time to choose.

    The politician tells St. Peter, “You may think i’m crazy, but i had more fun in hell, all my friends are there, and I just think I’ll be happier there.”

    St. Peter says, “OK, fine by me, it’s your choice,” and the politician goes back to hell.

    But when the elevator doors open, it’s nothing but agony and misery, lakes of fire, souls wailing in torment… the politician looks up at satan and says, “But but but – I don’t understand, yesterday everything was so cool and fun, what happened?”

    Satan smiles down at him and says, “Well, yesterday was the campaign, today you voted for us.”
     
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    The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”

    “Yes, she says, “I remember it well.”

    “OK,” he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?”

    “Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”

    There’s a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself.

    He thinks, “I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble.” So he follows them.

    They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

    The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

    Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.

    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

    The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing. He thinks, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is. As the couple passes, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”

    The old man says, “Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.”
     
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    It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South
    Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or
    mild.

    Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught
    the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the
    winter was going to be like.

    Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the
    winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
    should collect firewood to be prepared.

    But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea.
    He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked,
    'Is the coming winter going to be cold ?'

    'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the
    meteorologist at the weather service responded.

    So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even
    more firewood in order to be prepared.

    A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it
    still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

    'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's
    going to be a very cold winter.'

    The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
    every scrap of firewood they could find.

    Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service
    again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'

    'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it
    is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

    'How can you be so sure?', the chief asked.

    The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy.'
     
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    Two men and a woman are walking down the street, when a man with a pistol and a bag of money bursts out of a bank in front of them.

    The man looks at the two men and the woman. He asks the first man "Did you see me rob this bank?"

    The first man says "Yes, I did."

    The bank robber promptly shoots him.

    The robber then asks the second man "Did you see me rob this bank?"

    To which the second man replies, motioning toward the woman, "No, but my wife did."
     
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    Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

    Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

    So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?" But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."

    Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

    Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

    And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?" To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son...by all means."
     
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    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
    but she belonged to someone else...

    One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
    her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
    screw you. But the girl said NO.

    Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
    the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
    time you pick it up. "

    She thought for a moment and said that she would have
    to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
    boyfriend and told him the story.

    Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
    money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
    pants down."

    So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
    goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
    girlfriend to call.

    Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
    asks what happened.

    She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

    Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal
    in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
     
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    Two boys are playing catch in Rock Creek Park when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog’s neck and saving his friend.

    A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. “Redskins Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.

    “But I’m not a Redskins fan,” the little hero replied.

    “Sorry, since we are in DC I just assumed you were,” said the reporter and he starts writing again. “Captials Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack.”

    “I’m not a Captials fan either,” the boy said.

    “Oh, I assumed everyone in DC was either for the Redskins or the Captials. What team do you root for?” the reporter asked.

    “I’m a Cowboys fan,” the child said.

    The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet.”
     
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    got any englishman irishman and scotsman jokes?
     
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    A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery Is enough.”

    "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
    “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.”

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “No way they’re getting divorced, I’ll take care of this!!!”

    She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife “Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way .”
     
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    Two weeks before his wedding day a man is riding his bike when suddenly a child wanders in front of him. To avoid hitting him he swerves, hits a tree and at the force of impact is thrown forward ramming his balls into the handle bars of the bike. (ouch!)

    He’s immediately rushed to the hospital and after examining him the doctor says, “I’m sorry sir, but I’m afraid we are going to have to amputate the appendage.”

    Then man is horrified exclaiming, “But Doctor! I’m going to be married in two weeks to a beautiful woman and I’ve been saving myself for marriage! Is there anything you can do!?”

    “Well… ” says the Doctor, “There’s this new operation that involves using the trunk of an elephant to as a replacement for the lost body part. It’s still controversial and not all of the kinks are worked out of the system but if you’re will to try it…”

    “I’ll do anything!” Interrupts the man.

    TWO WEEKS LATER…

    The man is sitting next to his mother-in-law eating dinner at the reception when his newly attached elephant trunk reaches up and grabs the baked potato off his mother-in-law’s plate.

    Embarassed, the man apologizes, “I’m sorry! Ever since my operation, random things like this have been happening.”

    His mother-in-law winks and says, “That’s okay, you know, I wouldn’t mind seeing that again! The marvels of modern medicine are just fascinating to me.”

    The man says, “Well, I’d love to show you again, but I don’t think I can fit another baked potato up my ass!”
     
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